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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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taterchimp

I was worried my party might make it through both dungeons I had planned in the first The first dungeon is going to session They keep finding all the traps and none of the As the DM, I am

 
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This weeks recap thingy of Doctor Who is up! Its about Rosa Parks! Check it out

 
TriSCAREarok

Anyone have a good FREE suggestion for mapping a controller from a keyboard? I got Joy to Key, but it is friggin

 
AdmiralAckbong

Admiral update: day 3 of shooting Almost out of Working 13+ hour days but its been Got promoted to Key PA which kind of equates to King of the Untouchables but still Might get paid n future paths are opening up

 
Bass

I posted a jojoke on youtube, by the way! Thought other jojo fans would enjoy

 
Retrofraction

So somehow I have been super motivated to make a blog this is your warning that it will be up after I go on a

 
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Roman Reigns (whom people didnt like pushed as the guy) announced that he has The boos turned to praise for him as they realized it wasnt a joke and he was Great to see crowds respect what they do when it

 
Chris Moyse

Roman Reigns just announced on Raw that he has leukemia and has to step away from He was diagnosed at 22 and has been fighting it ever I couldnt even watch the whole It was so

 
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Roommates are gone for the night so Im cooking This time I bought the thinnest beef I could find so my bulgogi turned out correctly this

 
 

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