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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 
 




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Czar Kazem

Driving up to the east coast with the family to take my brother to REALLY putting the Switch through its paces I love this damn

 
JcDent

Absolutely massive Imgur gallery of Swedish forces in Congo in 1960-1964! See it for Terrängbil m/42 love and adorable Tunnans (pic related!)

 
Mike Sounders

A particular spambot keeps coming back this morning despite me trying to get rid of Current

 
bong264

I fell into the lexicanum hole Seriously, you could spend hours in that damn site! Also wanted to share this bad ass art :P those lovely golden locks ^_^

 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

This was on clearance at work, so I got My first legit

 
RiffRaff

Surprise Nindies Direct happening in about an hour:) Get hyped!

 
Alphadeus

A Day at the School (2007) - While not the original version, this song is the very first piece of music I wrote for someones game I guess it could be considered a town theme, although it took place in a school? I dont know :P

 
Rudorlf

Heyya, sorry for being quite a devolving mess for such a petty thing I just had a fit of jealousy and stuff over those type of Anyway, Im all right now (mostly), and Im still continuing to find some Love you guys (and

 
Seymour

Its amazingly flattering that so much as me (albeit, ceremoniously) announcing a return of an old avatar of mine can garner this much attention! This really improved my I love this site and its people so much! Lets talk about sex,

 
JcDent

Redbubble is 20% off, buy my damn t-shirts already

 
 

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