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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




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ZombieC0RPS

Today is my 15th annual 21st anyone else feel depressed on their birthday?

 
The Actual Charlton Heston

I love you Except for He has failed me in the bedroom for the last Dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, Or do: itll be the last time anything Ive touched spanks your

 
BNix

Epics freebies this week are all three Arkham games and all three Lego Batman

 
Xeo

Dealing with financial aid Had to drop a class and my refund is pretty much No Zelda for Xeo this Goddamn incompetence of the office I was dealing with has me wanting to break some Ill just be an adult and fume

 
Neronium

Just submitted my form for Candidacy for my graduate If I get accepted I should graduate next Spring Then the debt must be repaid and that terrifies

 
Churros89

Ancap coworker: I used to like System of a Down until they started putting political stuff in their lyrics

 
NeoTurbo

Mix break room coffee with powdered cream and hot chocolate you have what I like to call A Shitty Mocha

 
medicamecanica

I watched the Death Stranding presentation because ahh Game looks good but there are going to be plenty of people who arent going to like Seems like online will be a huge part of it, for those who dont want that

 
Boxman214

This is a wonderful look back at Links Awakening It does contain So if you somehow dont know the twist for the game, dont watch

 
LaTerry

CTR sure has great online, it definitely doesnt have any really annoying problems that they should be fixing instead of doing things like implementing

 
 

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