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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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New Pokemon Snap"Look at this photograph"

 

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Perfect Gold"Remind me of this: that night we kissed, that I really meant it"

 

World of Demons"Yokai watch me chop up these ghosts"

 

Returnal"Housemarque is back"

 

Shadow Man Remastered"The Dark Souls of 1999"

 

NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139..."Square Enix publishes the best title names"

 

Rain on Your Parade"Suck it, Streisand!"

 

Cozy Grove"A charming community sim with a haunting twist"

 

Disco Elysium: The Final Cut"A spoiler-free look at the beloved RPG's new content"

 
 
 

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Spaceloaf

I scored 4750 on the final Genshin Impact Twisted Realm and was able to clean out the I have no idea how to score high without I needed him just to clear out the spawning enemies fast enough to have a positive DPS

 
RiffRaff

Happy Mothers Day to the lovely Dtoid mothers out there and to the baby mamas of our Remember to call your mother today ;)

 
Slimybear245

While me and Dangus correctly think Gravity Rush 2 is pretty bad to play in terms of gameplay and mission design it is on sale for $10 on the psn I say you can probably get physical copies cheap but maybe not $10 cheap or maybe so

 
PLANET P1SS 69

I have recently discovered Blind Idiot God, and falling asleep to their music has already provided the kind of hell that I seek Happy Mothers day to all of my favorite

 
ChronoLynxx

Beat RE Mostly loved First 2 areas are Just wish they were a bit Unfortunately, wasnt a big fan of the last few Not all bad, just wasnt as good as the rest of the game in my Took me 11 and a half

 
Electric Reaper

Stellaris is The phrases Fanatic Pacifist and Fanatic Egalitarian dont make a lot of sense and why does it take FOREVER for the population to increase by one citizen?

 
Whispering Willow

Ethan Winters and Lara Croft need hazard

 
Sweaty Dungus

WOW, the second area of RE Village kicks into pure nightmare overdrive and it has given me an incredible late night With the first area being a classic RE “mansion,” the pacing is starting to feel like an anthology in the best possible

 
 

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