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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




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Darksiders Genesis"Revelation 3:1 says, 'loot thy dungeons'"

 

Heroland"Save the day (for a nominal fee)"

 

Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey"'Tell me, O muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide'"

 

Import SD Gundam G Generation Genesis"Nu Gundam isn't just for show!"

 

The Touryst"Islands in the sea, that is what we are..."

 

Pokemon Sword"The pen is mightier"

 

Golem"An action-adventure gem that requires some patience"

 

Shenmue III"Have you seen any sailors?"

 
 
 

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RiffRaff

My favorite #Cursedmas movie! Home Stallone!

 
triggerpigking

Sketched Jill from Va11halla today, one of my favorite characters, been meaning to pick it up again on the

 
Electric Reaper

31 hours later, I have completely beaten Tesla vs Ive gotten every achievement, weapon, and fully leveled up each I couldnt find one particular perk, but either its glitched, super rare, or just a

 
taterchimp

Just saw a comment on Spec Ops: the Line that was Silent Hill: Dubai and if that doesnt hit the goddamn nail on the head

 
RenaudB90

Titanfall 2 would be a fun game if it wasnt filled with Titanfall Or had a matchmaking system that didnt suck

 
Boxman214

After playing Reach, I thought I might try playing through 4 (only played it once, at I just cant do it! This game sucks so hard!

 
taterchimp

Okay, I lied, Im back on Borderlands doing Moze

 
AtomicBanana

#Cursedmas

 
ScionVyse

Super Smash Bros Ultimate is a year old Anyone want to play some tonight? EDIT: Done for the night!

 
Electric Reaper

While there are times I wish the FTC had sharper teeth, they are seriously overreaching here and they could end up violating the First Amendment and/or chilling free

 
 

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