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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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Dreams"Express yourself"

 

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Dead Cells: The Bad Seed"It's good, actually"

 

Warcraft III: Reforged"Zug Zug 2020"

 

Wide Ocean Big Jacket"Those were the best days of my life"

 

Silver Falls: 3 Down Stars"At least the 3DS still has an extensive back catalog"

 

Journey to the Savage Planet"A surprisingly easygoing collectible-filled adventure"

 

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Snaileb

Went to a reptile convention today in Tampa called Found these cursed items and almost got one to add to my altar of Occam/PhilKenSebben Really awesome reptiles, with pictures

 
Destructoids Very Own Ein

Shout out to Neronium for seriously improving my mood and giving me hope after my capture card failure this

 
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taterchimp

Vodka soda with mango Very Very Going to get schwifty in here, so feel free to Also, Im getting new ink on Thursday! Woo

 
Pixie The Fairy

After several months on Faerie in FFXIV, I managed to snag a plot to build a house Ill be using as a little fortune teller I dont do much role playing, but Astrologian kind of invites

 
LaserPirate

Played some games and went to the beach Good

 
triggerpigking

Drew Saki in the thriller We need season 2 already!

 
Shut Up Ace

Thanks to everyone that showed up to the stream! Finished leveling Warrior and got 2 levels Only 199 more to go!

 
Nathan D

Found a Guncon 2 at a pawn store today for 10 bucks, and it even works!

 
medicamecanica

Picked up Suikoden 3, front mission 3, the silver case, smt digital devil saga, and smt strange Backlog expanding but im hoping to play through some before april when 2020 really starts for me!

 
 

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