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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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Bravely Default II"Get brave again"

 

Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection"Duck, throw, dip, dive, and dodge"

 

Capcom Arcade Stadium"Continue...?"

 

Persona 5 Strikers"Beat 'em up, Phantom Thieves"

 

Little Nightmares II"A fitting next step for the horror-adventure series"

 

Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury"A modern classic reborn"

 

Destruction AllStars"Worth a week with PlayStation Plus, but not much more"

 

Gal Gun Returns"Young girl, you're out of your mind"

 
 
 

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God bless 🇨🇦

 
Roager

This is a pretty awesome story about Mario Kart

 
Frostyflakes

Following Tonys illustrious example Ive been playing through Metal Gear Rising again on PC and I forgot just how damn good it The combats satisfying, the characters memorable, and it has just the right amount of cheese for both MGS and

 
GoofierBrute

I just found out that in Ghosts N Goblins Resurrection, you can leave a level and come back and play it later instead of doing it all at I spent almost two hours beating a

 
Yue chan

Got my next Trilogy to read ❤️❤️

 
Fuzunga

Still skeptical about aspects of Halo Infinite, but I must say I admire their commitment to player feedback regarding the art Halo looks NORMAL again!

 
Gamemaniac3434

New gen has just kinda reinforced my decision to just build a new rig (mostly) and stay away from consoles for the foreseeable future that arent nintendo

 
Shoggoth2588

What I got from the State of Play coverage is, I should just stop waiting on FF7Remixed and download ReMako already (or maybe the new FF7 mod thing Ive heard about)

 
Shut Up Ace

Miriam is a butt! Wandersong Come tell me to shut up!

 
Uncle Arena Fighter

I cant believe Square Enix *actually* announced a second Final Fantasy 7 Real life beat memes to the

 
 

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