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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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Risk of Rain 2"I have never hated salamanders and mushrooms so much"

 

Lost Wing"One wing isn't even enough to leave"

 

Mobile Suit Gundam Extreme Vs. Maxiboost On"Lives up to the extreme hype"

 

Merchant of the Skies"Technically, it's a rigid airship"

 

Hellbound"Not-so-stuck-in-the-'90s"

 

Frog Fractions: Game of the Decade Edition: Hop's Iconic Hat"Probably the most colons I've ever put in a headline"

 

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout"Let the bodies hit the floor"

 

Void Terrarium"Morbius? Morbius?!"

 

Nioh 2: The Tengu's Disciple"Remember the Lunar Staff? It's back (in Nioh form)"

 
 
 

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Anthony Marzano

Im not crying over the end of Hannibal, you are!

 
Kerrik52

Man, I could halve the amount of tabs I keep open if I could just get a Not only does the job market keep you down, it also worsens your browsing I have Youtube videos to watch and wikis to peruse,

 
Boxman214

Not only was my question read on podtoid last week, but it actually led to the creation of the entire episodes title! Proud moment for Yall should listen to it if you havent!

 
Soulbow

WHAT THE

 
Lexingtongue

Whats your biggest earning off of a video game item sale? Just sold the following: Castlevania:SotN (without OST) - Raiden III - Twilight Princess (disc only) - Pretty badly damaged Takara Star Fox plushies (Fox/Slippy) - Decent

 
JohnSmith123

Anyone playing FFXIV just flying around the old zones? Like that seems weird but the new perspective is neat and really shows off how much work the dev team put into these I love

 
eastyy

Earthworm Jim 4 teaser though Exclusively on Intellivision® Amico Wtf is a Intellivision Amico ? lol

 
Churros89

Yesterday went to the second interview for the same Pro: it is in 10 minutes walking distance from my Con: I wont be allowed to work from Interviewer told me he will be calling tomorrow to tell me if theyll hire me or not

 
taterchimp

24 hours without In the office to charge devices (and You can out my picture in that name someone who suffered more meme now

 
Brett Makedonski

If your questions are good, youll win my love and If theyre bad, Im gonna have CJ bounce you to the curb and everyone will have a good laugh at your

 
 

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