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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 
 
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I want to have sex with Carmen Sandiego

[Originally published on Destructoid back in 2006! Some photos were lost/replaced, otherwise minor edits made. A Burch classic! For dumb people: this is satire - Niero.] 3D-Rendered, big-buxomed women with identical blank stares do absolute...

 
 




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Can someone explain to me why Tetris Effect is the next best thing? I’m playing it and I’m just like “ok, it’s tetris, it’s not the second coming

 
Soulbow

Happy Birthday Soulbow! Wait I mean Wait no, who am I? Who is he? Who are we? Are we not the same person? Well fuck it whatever, happy birthday!

 
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Shout out to Zer0tonin who has one of those birthday thingmajiggies I hope you didnt go to work and if you did, the jerks brought you some

 
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Imagine being angry that someone said fuck white supremacists

 
Pixie The Fairy

DMC5 is done for Heres hoping Lady and Trish do see some actual action in the

 
taterchimp

Dungeons I had a trap come to me in a dream, and I had no less than 7 ways to clue the party in to its The first guy in the room immediately set it (bump with description in comments)

 
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Cant wait for Sekiro to be out so i can distract myself from the omnishambles that is my

 
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May Zer0tonin be filled with serotonin HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 
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Happy Birthday to Zer0t0nin! May the transfer window of life be fruitful for you in the coming

 
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Working 8:30am to 2:00pm the 9:30pm to 6:00am Why so much work lately? Because Sekiro is a $4-500 game for PS4 Pro and the game! My next break from work is going to be

 
 

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