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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
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Zelda fans! Watch Link shoot Ganon with his nipples

How many of you are holding farts down in your chairs twenty times a day? Sure, you indulge yourself like a Chinatown trash compactor, but have you ever considered that you might be lactose intolerant? Studies indicate that 75% of gamers wh...

 
 
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$1200 Titan XP video card vs. a video card from 1988

Don't talk to Bronson Pinchot. Don't cross the street without consulting two gays. Don't Instagram wild animals. Don't work at a video game blog. And never miss your rent payment because you bought a $1200 video card. Especially this one.&n...

 
 




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The Council: Episode 5: Checkmate"This one is dedicated to you, Soulbow"

 

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Super Mario Maker 2"I miss the stylus"

 

Stranger Things 3: The Game"It's weird that this hit the Switch before a Netflix app, right?"

 

Blazing Chrome"I ran to this Contra affair"

 

Dr. Mario World"Dr. Feelgood microtransactions"

 

Umihara Kawase Fresh!"Swingers club"

 
 
 

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TheLimoMaker

But hey, at least BoJack Horseman is finally gonna win an Emmy (seriously it better win an Free Churro is one of the best pieces of television Ive ever

 
ScionVyse

My next video is up! This time Im talking about Bastion!

 
Riff Raff

We dont ask each other this simple question enough and we got a few new faces round here Whats your top 3 games, films, books, butts, and music albums? Feel free to add a top 3 of whatever else too!

 
JcDent

The CSM DLC for Gladius: Relics of War didnt have unit Barks for Heretics, so I added some from Dawn of War

 
maycausecancer

#supersunday

 
Jetter Mars

Looks like Im going to California Extreme on Saturday! Cant Wait!

 
Shoggoth2588

Im having trouble with an event so Im thinking about just starting it over from The plan is to interact with a thing a few times then, if you have the right item on-hand, use item on thing to get a different item that will allow for progression

 
PhilKenSebben

If I suddenly check out on yall, just know we gave it I wont be leaving by Im honored and grateful to everyone Except Joking aside, from the bottom of my heart: I love you folks, and Im sorry for my Be good to each other

 
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Got mad at Spaltfest Threw controller at Controller left hand 4K TV is Literally earlier today my phone fell of my counter and Seriously considering going to the gun range and renting a gun to blow my head off with

 
TheLimoMaker

That Marvel slate looks Shan Chi (that casting is fantastic), Black Widow, Doctor Strange (At the Mountains of Madness reference will always get me hyped) and Blade (Mahershala Ali is the man) are definitely the

 
 

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