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The Future's Future was cancelled at today's Devolver Direct

The Future's Future is fucking ghost.During today's Devolver Direct presentation, PR Queen Nina Struthers regained control of the universe as we know it, throwing off the shackles of marketing madwoman "Linda" and finally putting an end to ...

 
 
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The secret threat of tanuki balls

It’s no secret Japan has long been trying to destroy us westerners with its unstoppable culture for decades. Whether it's replacing our wives with waifus or cramming our circulatory systems with their nutrient void, sodium-packed inst...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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How has no one made a killer gun movie yet?

The upcoming release of Vampire Clay, a movie in which possessed clay comes to life with flesh eating gusto, has had me wondering about movies in which inanimate objects kill people. We have dolls, cars, tomatoes,&n...

 
 
 
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EA thanks Ajit Pai for taking the heat off them (Fauxclusive)

Following weeks of negative press and irate consumers due to its recent business decisions, sources within EA say the company is quietly thanking FCC Chairman Ajit Pai for getting the internet to momentarily stop paying attention to the com...

 
 
 
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Miiverse: may we never forget

In the last issue we looked back at various spooky mythos in video games, PC Gamer's continuing unprofessional attitude towards a plea for help, and the topic of death itself! However, for this issue we'll be mourning the death of the Miive...

 
 
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Check out 64 Bits' awesome Cuphead-style Dark Souls animation

Cuphead took seemingly forever to come to fruition, but boy, it was worth the wait. A huge part of the game's appeal, and its lengthy development, was its meticulous art style. The beautiful hand-drawn animation, based around the work of vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Four patriotic movies to watch on the Fourth of July

The most patriotic of our major American holidays is upon us and for many that means barbeques, a day off from work, and fireworks. But me? Barbeques aren't the same for me since I don't eat meat, I work today because freedom ain't free,...

 
 
 
 




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Tracks: Toybox Edition"We can't get jobs 'cause our arms show..."

 

Until You Fall"Knight in shining roguelike"

 

Overcooked: All You Can Eat"A convenient and responsive remaster that brings both Overcooked games and their DLC into one fast-loading package"

 

Godfall"One shall stand, one shall fall"

 

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War"Are you a bad enough dude to violate the Geneva Convention?"

 

Star Wars: Tales from the Galaxy's Edge"Tales from the Sith crypt"

 

Assassin's Creed Valhalla"Not great, but not Thorrible"

 
 
 

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Lynx Amali

My fellow Canucks: You ready for $110 and up arent getting a mandated raise though, because lets tax people

 
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Boys My lady got him this!

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

My Nintendo has some Holiday-themed Mario rewards available now! They look pretty nice

 
mullon

The final damage toll on my bank account following Black Friday is not

 
Electric Reaper

Is there ever such a thing as advertising being too truthful?

 
Double Monocles

I just started playing Metal Gear Solid for the first This game is hard yo! Unless the object is to get spotted at every opportunity, in which case Im doing

 
Neronium

Asked work about the COVID case, they said I also apparently am peoples punching bag today cause some of my coworkers are Time to just get through the shift I Edit: Off work and just got a text about 3 more COVID-19

 
Gamemaniac3434

Just got my thesis proposal meeting Lot to fix and do, but they said it was in a good place and the experiments were Just gotta crack away at this thing and get it back to them for

 
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Streaming Dead by Daylight again at

 
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Todays #Stripmas is a bit longer

 
 

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