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Pikmin x Chibi-Robo! would be too cute

There are a few GameCube titles I regret missing. Cubivore is one of them. Chibi-Robo! is another. The latter series has managed to live on through handheld spinoffs, and there's a new on the way. The games star a miniature robot who, come ...

 
 
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Super Best Guide! BioShock Infinite

Happy Indie Pendants Day! Your ol' pal Jim Sterling is British, which means he has to hide indoors today, lest the Americans find and murder him. Fortunately, it's allowed me time to polish my ultimate guide to BioShock Infinite, the hot n...

 
 
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Scarlet Blade might be the most shameless F2P game yet

I don't know who it is that's responsible for pointing me in the direction of this video (it just appeared, totally anonymously), but I'd like to thank them for helping me realize that I hadn't yet seen the absolute worst that free-to-play...

 
 
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New features announced for FIFA 19

Thanks to this years EA Play 2018, it was announced that FIFA 19 would feature the Champions League, the Europa League, and the Serie A. FIFA 19 also revealed that Cristiano Ronaldo would be on the cover for the second time. Below is a list of the upcoming features you can expect...

 
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Oh boy: Double Dragon II 3D remake out now for XBLA

If you're unfamiliar with Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons, the official description for the just-release Xbox Live Arcade game will help clue you in to the situation: "This is a remake 'Double Dragon II' a 80's game. The story ...

 
 
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Nicolas Cage is every Pokemon

Iwata claims that this is the Year of Luigi, but I'm starting to think it's the Year of Nicolas Cage. First came that Majora's Mask texture hack that slaps his mug on every surface imaginable, and now comes this new tumblr that promises to ...

 
 
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Serious Sam Double D XXL, SS3: BFE headed to XBLA

Xbox Live Arcade is showing Serious Sam even more love. Two games, Serious Sam 3: BFE by Croteam and Serous Sam Double D XXL by Mommy's Best Games, are coming to the platform later this fall. Talk about a pleasant surprise for gamers who di...

 
 
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Okay, here's the REALLY REAL Zelda timeline, for realsies

No one thought Nintendo would ever have the balls to reveal the Zelda timeline, but lo and behold. Does that finally answer all your questions? Ha! I didn't think so. That's why artist Zac Gorman decided to cut through the bullsh*t to prese...

 
 
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Minecraft's Endermen: The reason we don't go out at night

Look at those things. Actually, wait, don't! If you look directly at them in Minecraft, they'll come for you the second you look away; otherwise, they are totally passive. Also, teleportation -- these things can do that, because of course t...

 
 
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Unreleased NES game Bio Force Ape is f#@king beast

The NES was no stranger to odd game concepts and designs. Many of these games never left Japan, while others never saw the light of day. So when I heard about Bio Force Ape, a canceled game in which you play a genetically altered pet chimpa...

 
 
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BritToid Ep 8: Keep calm & cry sexually frustrated tears

Boys and girls, we are pleased to bring you episode 8 of BritToid, Destructoid's sporadically recorded European gaming-focused podcast. This episode sees myself, Germany, Seto and Gandy make it a whole 30 seconds before discussing mens' nau...

 
 
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Would you rather collect in-game goods than real stuff?

[Every so often, you may see some of these mini-features appear on the front page. They are just short editorial thoughts meant to start an interesting conversation in the comments and c-blogs. Enjoy! Now get to discussing!] As you might...

 
 
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Two Worlds II box art and a pre-order bonus

Oh hey, it's the box art for Two Worlds II. And, if I'm not mistaken, the white-eyed creepy guy is posing with the girl for some unintentional hilarity. Also attached in the gallery is a nifty rebate form. Using said form, pre-orderers can ...

 
 
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Pokemon Black/White starters now have English names

Nintendo has kicked off its Pokemon Black and White marketing for the rest of us, and some people aren't too happy about the English names for the starter Pokemon. And by that I mean they've taken to the streets as if the end is nigh. I'll ...

 
 
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Desert Bus for Hope charity event starts this week

Every year, comedy group LoadingReadyRun puts on its Desert Bus for Hope charity event. When I say that it's easily the most screwed up, painfully dull gaming marathon out there, I mean that as a compliment; you cannot look away. Last year,...

 
 
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Jagged Alliance 2 remake dropping turn-based combat

Yes, BitComposer Games is opting for real-time combat with Jagged Alliance 2: Reloaded. Fans of the original, pretend I used OhGodNotTheBees.jpg instead, if you'd like. But, before you freak out too much, at least let them justify this deci...

 
 
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Parasitic patent troll pimpslapped by Electronic Arts

Patent troll Tim Langdell -- a man who has made a career out of trying to sue companies who use the word "edge" -- was beaten by Electronic Arts after a short legal battle. The court declared that not only did EA have the rights to the name...

 
 
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Spend the weekend popping balloons with BEES in Bloons 2

Bloons 2 is out, and it's decidedly more of the same awesome balloon-popping, madness-inducing fun that the original flash game was. About as simple a concept as you can get, but the execution is perfect. Apparently the first game was playe...

 
 




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Saw the new Jurassic World Went from a good dinosaur movie to an awesome monster movie! 8/10, would watch again but on like netflix or

 
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Idk why I’m always tempted to read youtube comments on videos about games I love, when I know I’ll just be

 
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I love moviepass but I’m getting tired of their cryptic Starting “sometime soon“, seeing movies in “high demand“ times “could“ incur “additional Every email they send is a new benchmark in vague business

 
siddartha85

After seeing footage of the RE2 remake, I really hope they remake Can you imagine the pants-shitting terror of that motherfucker dashing up in the middle of whatever to beat your ass? Good lord!

 
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Just watched Guardians of the Perty good movie, enjoyed it a fair

 
Dangus Taargus

Today was my first day off in about a month so I decided to beat all the games: Little Nightmares plus DLC: Squirm: Squidlit: Kuso: Bloodstained: Curse of The Moon: Whats next?!?! I have a bloodthirsty MORE GAMES!!!

 
Occams

Saw this I laughed heartily in a fit of

 
kevlarmonkey

I was pretty excited about Anthem, then I heard you cant pause the Thats a big dad red flag, gonna have to

 
Mike Sounders

Watched the first season of Gundam Thunderbolt with Vxxy That was really fucking If the second season holds up, itll easily be in my top 5 favorite Gundam

 
 

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