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Ready to feel old? Castlevania turns 30 today

Header image by Satoakiamatatsu on DeviantArt. While Konami works on... whatever this is (link possibly NSFW), the Castlevania series quietly turned 30 years old today. Akumajo Dracula (Devil's Castle Dracula) was released in Japa...

 
 
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Indigo Prophecy - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 3

On today's thrilling adventure into David Cage's mental brainspace, we kick the crap out good friends, we get claustrophobic while trying to do our job, and we get very quiet and guilty when lots and lots of racism happens.  Also, cra...

 
 
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Indigo Prophecy - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 2

In this thrilling installment of Indigo Prophecy, we drink water, play the guitar, punch a bag, play the guitar, and listen to more Theory of a Deadman. The fun literally never ends. It will never end. The fun is literally going on forever...

 
 
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Indigo Prophecy - Now Bloody Playing

I fiddle with the temperature knob and get murderous as I play Quantic Dream's true classic, Indigo Prophecy. Laugh along as we murder people in bathrooms, interrogate distraught women, and listen to music about women doin' ya wrong. Oh Th...

 
 
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Legends of Aethereus - Now Bloody Playing

There probably won't be any more Legends of Dawn, because the game crashed while I was recording and took all the video with it. Buggy game, that is! Fortunately, we have a different legend for you, with Legends of Aethereus!  Enjoy t...

 
 
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Legends of Dawn - Now Bloody Playing

In what is easily my favorite Now Bloody Playing to date, I battle Skittlers and meet the best voice actors in the world, all with Legends of Dawn! I had a blast with this one, and you can expect to see much more of it in future. Way too m...

 
 
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Cookie Clicker - Now Bloody Playing

People keep talking about Cookie Clicker like it's the most amazing game yet, but don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. Click.

 
 
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Neverending Nightmares - Now Bloody Playing

Oh look, it's Neverending Nightmares, that creepy looking adventure game Jonathan talked about the other day. It's only got a few hours left on its Kickstarter, and this video probably won't help it. We can only cross our fingers! Anyway, ...

 
 
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Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death

Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death is funny, gloriously shameless, and solid in the action department. It is also, unfortunately, kind of broken in unforgivable ways, and if you get caught in its terrible traps, you could ruin your entire...

 
 
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Alien Rage - Now Bloody Playing

In today's little carnival of misery, I try to contain my internal juices as I play Motion Sickness: The Game and fire my squirty gun at the Genericons. Yeah, Alien Rage isn't very good.  A full review is coming later today, where I f...

 
 
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Race The Sun - Now Bloody Playing

People have been buzzing about Race The Sun lately, and so I decided to check it out for your sensual enjoyment. I'm not very good at it, but I'm having a laugh with it, and that's what matters. At the end of the day, that's what bloody ma...

 
 
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Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 6 (THE FINALE)

Here we go, at last! The thrilling conclusion to Outlast, played by a man who ended how he started -- completely pickled. In this final chapter, we evade the Nude Brothers, we witness the Big'Un get what he deserves, we reunited with a cra...

 
 
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Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 5

Your good pal Jim Sterling returns to Mount Massive Asylum for another descent into madness. This time, we see yet more naked butts, faff about with three fuses, get chased by the big'un again, and have an encounter with a pair of old, nud...

 
 
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Doorways - Now Bloody Playing

Discovered a new horror game on Steam last night, so I decided to record myself playing it for your ridiculous entertainment. It's called Doorways, it bills itself as a survival horror game, but it kind of isn't. It's interesting, though! ...

 
 
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Shelter - Now Bloody Playing

Time for some more stupid gameplay video stupidity for you to swallow into your gawking eyes. Why not watch me play Shelter for a minute? I'm going to wander around and drop onion things in front of little baby badgers.  Well then, th...

 
 
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Delver - Now Bloody Playing

Today I am playing Delver, a roguelike-esque first-person adventure recommended to me after I played Paranautical Activity. For those of you who weren't so hot on that latter game, methinks this one is far more your speed.  We will ha...

 
 
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Grand Theft Auto V - Now Bloody Playing

Here's some Grand Theft Auto V gameplay to cram inside of your heads. If you are one of those not currently playing it, this will be a delightful little treat for your mushy brains. Alternatively, if you are playing it, come click on the v...

 
 
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Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 4

It's time for the fourth installment of Outlast. On today's spooky chapter, I run around in circles from a doctor as murderous as he is naked, get smashed by a big 'un, and turn some valves in the name of progress. It's all scary stuff! We...

 
 
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Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 3

It's time for the third part of my Outlast gameplay extravaganza! This time, I get caught down in the sewers with Smashy Smashy Egg Man, I get chased through corridors by maniacs, and I enjoy a session with a naked butt doctor.  How c...

 
 
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Outlast - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 2

A more sober version of me returns to the nuthouse for part two of Outlast. This time around, I come face to face with murderous naked men, catch a necrophiliac in the act, and pick up some batteries.  Hopefully you continue to enjoy ...

 
 
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Outlast - Now Bloody Playing

Last night, I got myself a little more drunk than I'd planned to and, in my feverish state of mind, decided it was a perfect time to fire up Outlast and record myself playing it. Going in blind, this is my first time reaction to what's alr...

 
 
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Paranautical Activity - Now Bloody Playing

I've been wanting to play Paranautical Activity -- the groovy looking roguelike FPS -- for quite some time, but I've been so busy I didn't even see it hit Steam! I promptly downloaded it this morning and decided to record my very first tim...

 
 
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Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs - Now Bloody Playing

It's time for another playthrough from your best buddy Jim Sterling! This time we're having an early look at Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs, the upcoming horror game from The Chinese Room.  Don't expect screaming and yelling -- there are...

 
 
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Gone Home - Now Bloody Playing Pt. 2

People insisted I upload the next part of my Gone Home playthrough, even though I did a stupid and it got really boring. So yeah, have fun watching half an hour of utter drivel! Or not, if you don't want it.  Either way HIT LIKE N' SU...

 
 
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DIVEKICK - Now Bloody Playing

Your best friend Jim Sterling gets his boots polished and prepares to dive some ass! Sorry, kick some ass. It's Divekick, the new indie fighting game that many people are salivating over. Come, salivate with Jim and watch him humiliate him...

 
 




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Chris Moyse

Its been an exhausting week, but its been mostly How about ther rest of you? However it went, I hope you have a lovely, fun and happy weekend xxx

 
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One of the more interesting (creepy) Remember to obey

 
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TheZeroOne

Ive been working busy with overtime so I havent been able to join in on the bandwagon on wishing people happy Im not that close with all of you but I do appreciate everyone for making dtoid what it Happy Birthday to everyone! I do mean it

 
Mike Martin

Adulting sucks

 
RiffRaff

Thinking about finally getting Darkest Dungeon on Anyone play the port yet? Good? Is the bundle with the dlc worth €30? Also, have a great Friday and weekend!!!

 
Robo Panda Z

I really dont know what to I dont think its much of a secret that I dont think a lot of myself, and that Im always doubting myself in new and (un)exciting To find people wishing me happy birthday (and more) all day? It was a wonderful gift

 
BigDoniel

Not finished The Thick of It yet, but this is one of the greatest scenes ive ever Such a great

 
jak2364

Took about 2 hours of attempts but finally did it! Havent been that devoted to beating on boss in a long time, that was Also, Japanese players are a

 
 

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