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Rocket League is for suckers; Alpaca Ball is where it's at

I'm back on my stupid-games-involving-animals bullshit, y'all. As a note to game developers, if you put alpacas, llamas, or pretty much any animal into a game with little rhyme or reason, there's at least a 60% chance I'm going to cover it....

 
 
 
 
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Garth Brooks has Words with Friends in low places

I promised the editing staff here at Destructoid that I would write this piece as a professional journalist simply trying to cover industry news for a slow Sunday. Little did they know I had my fingers crossed behind my back. That means it ...

 
 
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Shenmue 3's PC port will take up 100 GB

It just dawned on me that 2019 is not only going to contain Kingdom Hearts III and Resident Evil 2 but Shenmue III. Holy cow is that awesome! What isn't so awesome is the required hard drive space for Yu Suzuki's long-coming sequel. As reve...

 
 
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Devil May Cry is being adapted into a Japanese stage play

Devil May Cry and over-the-top pizzaz go together like Broadway shows and melodrama, so it was only a matter of time before daddy Dante made his stage debut. Capcom Japan has announced that a brand new stage play titled Devil May Cry: The L...

 
 
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The PC beta for Fallout 76 has a game deleting bug

Just last week, Bethesda sent out a letter to fans warning about potential bugs in the Fallout 76 beta. Now that it is available on PC and PS4, though, an extremely odd one has cropped up. For players on PC, clicking any button in the game'...

 
 
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Fallout 76 gets a stupidly expensive strategy guide

Physical strategy guides might still be a thing in 2018, but they typically don't cost more than the game they're covering. Bethesda's upcoming Fallout 76, though, is getting a "Platinum Edition" guide from Prima that will run you around $1...

 
 
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Black Ops 4's day-one patch is a whopping 50 GB

With the news that Call of Duty: Black Ops 4's disc wouldn't function without a day-one update, the next question in order was how large of an update was required. While we've been seeing game sizes increase over the last few years, usually...

 
 
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It figures Devil May Cry 5 would have microtransactions

The more things change, the more they stay the same. At the Tokyo Game Show this weekend, attendees were able to sample a wide range of upcoming titles from major Japanese developers. One of the more prominent was Devil May Cry 5, a sort of...

 
 
 
 
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Turns out not every game will support cloud saves on Switch

When we first got details about Nintendo's upcoming "Switch Online" service, one of the promises was cloud saving for "most Nintendo Switch games". While it may have been naive to assume that Nintendo was just being cheeky, I honestly didn'...

 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Steam key for PC Building Simulator

Yo, I heard you like giveaways for wacky simulation games so I put another giveaway for a wacky simulation game up the day after another giveaway for a wacky simulation game. Today's offering should provide the meta-commentary on PC gaming ...

 
 
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Microsoft surprise releases Miami Street for Windows 10

From literally nowhere, Microsoft has released Miami Street as a free-to-play racer on Windows 10 devices. This new racer is not only compatible with PC, but on Windows Surface tablets as well. The general gameplay of Miami Street is more l...

 
 
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ReCore is definitively getting a Definitive Edition

From out of nowhere, Microsoft has put up a listing for ReCore Definitive Edition on its website. We kind of knew this was happening since March, but the lack of a formal announcement is surprising. If you're interested, you can now pre-ord...

 
 
 
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Stranger Things and Game of Thrones get the SNES treatment

I'll be the first to admit it, this story's a little strange. I'm pretty sure we've never posted anything from HalloweenCostumes.com before. Movies and TV shows tend not to have full console releases anymore, as the tie-in games we see toda...

 
 
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'Everything' is a game about being everything

"In Everything, every single thing is a playable character; if you can see it, you can be it." Come again? "The game lets you see the entire universe from the point of view of the thousands of things in it. In other words, there is no di...

 
 




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PhilKenSebben

Bernie memes may be old already, but this NSFW one made me

 
KingofPangea

Finally joining the Animal Crossing Currently trying to come up with what my character should look like (Im too self-conscious to even try using my real

 
absolutfreak

Saw everyone talking about Cyber Shadow lately, and had no idea what it Looked it up, and guess Im buying Cyber Shadow

 
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d o g (also, my SO is delightful and a treasure and taking these pictures is only one of the many excellent and adorable things she

 
Flegma

I thought Amigas soundtracks would trump Megadrives any day after hearing Xenon 2 Megablast on Then I heard Flood of Power in Midnight Resistance on Genesis, on original arcade (emulated) and Amiga

 
RiffRaff

Played the first few stages of Cyber Shadow and so far great first Controls are responsive as fuck and the music is jamming! Difficulty has a little bite but is on the easier side like Shovel Happy with my purchase :)

 
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Eurojank fans

 
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My submission for OED new word for 2021: The porn you look at before you start crankin the

 
 

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