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Commemorating time well spent

So according to the words on the screen, I have been a member here since 02/11/2009. That's a smidge over 8 years. In that time, I've gone from distributing decoder rings as an attempt to ingratiate myself in the community to growing into t...

 
 
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Hot Mess: 10 Years of Destructoid party photos

There's something about the Mr. Destructoid helmet that brings out the animal in people. I've seen sheepish tiny McChicken-like boys turn into fearless crotch-thrusters, running up on stages and doing what three shots of Jager could not aff...

 
 
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You'll be able to rep Mr. Destructoid in Rocket League soon!

Mr. Destructoid has been around for almost 10 years now (!!), and in that time his cold steel frame has graced a few video games. First there was Bomberman Live, then came Raskulls and BurgerTime World Tour. Heck, the green metal helmet has...

 
 
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Fan-created Mr. Destructoid Helmet in Unreal Tournament

A wonderfully creative member of the Destructoid community has taken some time this week to craft our lord and savior Mr. Destructoid's helmet for use in Unreal Tournament. The creator, Joshua Opel, is a game developer who worked on V...

 
 
 
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PAX Prime 2014: Robots and cosplayers and Dtoiders

There it is, ladies and gentlemen: your PAX Prime 2014 Dtoid group photo! It wasn't as big of a showing this year -- thanks a lot, PAX-tickets-that-sell-out-in-42-seconds -- but it sure was a pretty one. I know I say this every year, but da...

 
 
 
 
 
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Dtoid turns 8!

It's been eight long, hard years to the day since our beloved robot overlord Niero first pressed the big red button and launched Destructoid into orbit. And what a crazy f*cking ride it has been so far! Mr Destructoid has come a long way si...

 
 
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Hey! You can buy a Mr Destructoid helmet for your Xbox Avatar

You may recall about a year-and-a-half ago, when we unveiled the Destructoid line of merchandise for your Xbox Live Avatars. At the time, the biggest request was that we get a Mr Destructoid helmet to join the cool shirts and hoodies and st...

 
 
 
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Gallery: Mr. Destructoid vs. E3, Day One

Did you know Destructoid was first started just to get into E3?  After obtaining press credentials and actually having a few readers to respond to, I decided that I would keep it going and looked into getting a booth, but couldn't affo...

 
 
 
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Play as Mr Destructoid in Edge of Space and Guncraft!

Destructoid has partnered with our friends at Exato Games and Handyman Studios to get Mr Destructoid playable in Guncraft and Edge of Space! From now until March 24 (because PAX, duh), you can head on over to both games' websites and redeem...

 
 
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San Francisco Dtoiders, check out these awesome parties!

[Update: We've just been given two pairs of tickets to the I Fight Dragons show on Sunday! First two people to ask for them get them!] Beginning tonight at 8 and lasting until well into Sunday morning, San Francisco will be party central fo...

 
 
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It's a Destructoid Dance Party!

Get your grind on with Mr. Destructoid! This Saturday, November 10th, Dtoid and PlayStation's own R3Y GUTI3RR3Z will be DJing his very first show in San Francisco, and you're invited! Come celebrate love, music, videogames and sexy gre...

 
 
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Check out the Mr. Destructoid level in Colour Bind!

[Update: To access the level yourself, subscribe to it in the Steam Workshop, then go into Custom Levels within the game and press F5!] The dudes at Puppy Punch Productions (love that name) have just added a Mr. Destructoid-themed level to...

 
 
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The erotic origins of the third Destructoid helmet

As you are undoubtedly aware, there's a new baby in the family. The third generation of Mr. Destructoid has entered into our lives, and you will shower it with all the love and attention that you gave its older brothers. The OG Mr. Destruct...

 
 
 
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Destructoid merch hits the Xbox 360 Avatar marketplace!

Destructoid clothing items have officially arrived on the Xbox 360 Avatar marketplace today! We have Destructoid branded wristbands, hats, hoodies, t-shirts, and varsity jackets for male and female Avatars ranging from 80 to 160 MS Points. ...

 
 
 
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Lifestyle shots of the new and improved Mr. Destructoid

Did you figure out our little tease? It was indeed a big, glowing eyeball, one of the new features on the latest iteration of the Mr. Destructoid helmet. Once again courtesy of Volpin Props, this piece of high fashion will no doubt be all t...

 
 




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Gonna git dat house cup

 
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#theymightbethursday the word for word is word

 
Sir Shenanigans

Decided, favorite new character of Brienne of Tarth levels of

 
WILFoftheblues

So I told you guys I was sewing up a cute little Well here it is on my body double Sally

 
travolta

What’s the name of the game that was previewed at The teaser started looking like another walking simulator, and the at the end of the teaser a gigantic monster shows up and then the protagonist pulls out a sick looking Anyone?

 
Khalid Eternal Nigh

It may be dubstep but the song isnt awful, not sold on it, however I adored the

 
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Historical painting selfie toid? Shit, that doesnt roll off the tongue

 
Dante Kinkade

Happy b-day to all who is having one, I gift you all with b-day head, or something just as nice?

 
 

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