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Stick it to The Man on Switch this month

I’ve got a lot to say about this, but let me squeeze out the “news” portion of the article first, before I start gushing. Stick it to The Man is heading to the Nintendo Switch on November 23, 2017. It’ll feature HD R...

 
 
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Husband and wife co-op weekend ruins world record Gamerscore

In what can only be considered a monumental mistake, Xbox gamer Ray 'Stallone83' Cox lost his 'highest Gamerscore' world record, which he has held for eleven years straight, after he stopped gaming momentarily to have marital relations with...

 
 
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Are we going to pretend Mario didnt just get murdered?

In case you missed this mornings Nintendo Direct for E3 2018, let me fill you in with the most important and heartbreaking news of the day. The Jumpman himself met an unfortunate fate around 9:40AM PT when he was viciously attacked by a flying bird-lizard thingy...

 
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What is gaming's greatest love story?

It's John Wick Chapter 2 weekend and that means Valentine's Day is just a few days away. For some, that day will be spent sharing romantic moments, flowers, chocolates, lingerie, and disappointing sex with the one you love. For me, it ...

 
 
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Let's go go back to Go Go Nippon for more romance

Wait, the original Go Go Nippon came out in 2011? I thought it came out in 2014. Guess that explains why there's no article of this on Destructoid. Well, if you never played Go Go Nippon and have any interest in Japan or visual no...

 
 
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At last, we can smooch Fallout 4's Nick Valentine

I don’t know about you, but I thought Fallout 4 was a thoroughly disappointing experience. There’re too many problems to list with it, but sat atop that pile is a big, adorable, scrap metal one: I can’t sleep with Nick Val...

 
 
 
 
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Zelda-themed wedding held inside a GameStop

Break out the tissues as you watch the above video of a couple of Zelda fanatics getting married in a GameStop while tears stream down the groom's face. The couple met in that very store during a Mario Kart tournament. The reception ended ...

 
 
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Monthly Musing: I Love Arcades

[Dtoid community member LuckRequired takes us on a stroll through his memories of the heyday of arcades. Those of us who frequented these electric churches of joy will be brought back swiftly to a simpler time. Want to see your own stu...

 
 
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Take care, Destructoid, for everlasting peace

You know that sudden feeling, that you have to make an important decision that will affect your future in significant ways, but you don't quite know what the decision is going to be or when you are going to make it? You simply "know"? I got...

 
 
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Episode 2 of Bravoman is about crazy ninja love

The adventures of Bravoman, Super-Unequaled Hero of Excellence, continues with the second episode of his new web cartoon. As before, voice actor legend Rob Paulsen is the number one reason to tune in, lending his talents to our leading man...

 
 
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Daisy loves Luigi simply for who he is

Living in the shadow of his older brother, Luigi doesn't catch many breaks. But being the big-time hero is not everything in the world. As long as you give it your all, there will always be someone supporting you every step of the way. Tha...

 
 
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HAWP: Anthony Burch is a big mama's boy

Anthony tried to be a big boy -- get married, get a job, move to a new house. But the real world was just too tough for him. With a little prodding from Ash, he realizes that he misses his mommy. But does his mommy miss him back? You alrea...

 
 
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Roses and tears: 10 depressing videogame romances

Valentine’s Day inspires a variety of emotions. While love is in the air for many, cupid has more sinister plans for a select few. A poor Valentine's Day for an average person might include seeing a movie alone or a solitude induced w...

 
 
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Top five ways for a gaming couple to bond

Taylor is an avid gamer, sushi lover, and overall nerd. After founding two gaming-related sites of her own, she went on to intern with G4, and can now be found across the interwebs writing about videogames of all kinds. At least one day a y...

 
 
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The Mega Man comic explores awkward robot love

We take a break from the Sonic / Mega Man joygasm festivities to remind you that on February 13 -- the day before Valentine's Day coincidentally -- Archie Mega Man #22 hits shelves. It's the requisite "love" issue, in which Roll plays match...

 
 
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This is a game you play by literally beating your meat

"A beating heart" was the theme of this year's Global Game Jam -- an event held in various sites around the world simultaneously where participants have to design a game in 48 hours. And among all the submissions, Heart to Get by the team ...

 
 
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Goodbye, Destructoid

As some of you may or may not have heard, this is officially my last day with Destructoid. Man ... I can barely type that without getting upset. I am starting a new job next week at GolinHarris as a writer for Nintendo. It is an absolute dr...

 
 




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Lego The Incredibles"Let's be real, this is the best Fantastic Four game we're ever gonna get"

 

Skyrim Very Special Edition"Alexa, cross the rickety bridge"

 

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Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion"I'm an expansion now"

 

Shaq Fu - A Legend Reborn"Shaq is back, but kinda wack"

 

Fortnite (Switch)"Build a fort, last the night (wait it's basically just battle royale now)"

 

Incredibles 2"Jack Jack, baby"

 

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I have seriously considered moving to a colder climate because of how startlingly sweaty my balls This isnt gaming related so I guess it doesnt fit into

 
Electric Reaper

I am genuinely convinced there are far more released Doom mods than there are named Naruto and Bleach characters

 
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Episode 1 of The Wolf Among Us I want to punch myself in the face for not playing this

 
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RIP Leon White, AKA One of the best big men in the history of pro wrestling, this tough sun of a bitch wrestled a mach with a broken orbital, and his eyeball literally hanging out of his

 
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Scrolls is back as fan-run game Callers Bane! No money transactions here! Just good ol fashioned gold and booster grind, like GBC Pokemon TCG Hope you guys enjoy it as much as i did playing it years

 
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#Confessiontoid Im self conscious about admitting how I feel about certain deeply loved franchises on Gotta keep up my street

 
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I love his I need more of this in my More people that can just kinda lose their shit and be joyously

 
The Actual Charlton Heston

Yes, I know that it is not considered classy to grill your steak wearing only an apron while drinking a liter of For the record, there are plenty of other places for your kids to play, its 110 degrees out, fuck off, Im cooking

 
Electric Reaper

This E3 was fairly decent, but we needed more actual gameplay, rather than just CGI/gameplay Im surprised Sony fucked up so much while the PC Gaming Show actually brought competence to the Full resolution pic in the

 
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