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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...


Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...


CJ names games from 2016 that he made dicks in

It’s the beginning of a new year. For millions around the world, that means creating resolutions they will in no ways keep, costing them potentially thousands of dollars in exercise equipment, diet foods and gym memberships. For games...


Friday Night Fights - Is that herpes?

I'm exhausted (shocker, I know), so let's make this quick. You all check out Communicord? It's the new community run, sister server to the main Dtoid discord! We have FNF planning, show watching, porn, politics, porn, media dumps, porn, wee...

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Introducing the world's biggest VR Helmet

Virtual Reality is here, which might be confusing from your perspective because we're not in the same room as I'm typing this. Ok, let's start over. Virtual Reality is over there.  Forever.

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Friday Night Fights - You get a new car and you...

...get a NEW CAR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Header idea came from a joke our lovely Jed Whitaker made in an email. Thank you Jed. I am pleased with the end result. I spent way too long last night working on different images until this one came togeth...

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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...


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A bit late, but in celebration of the sites 12 year birthday, heres some more deep DTOID lore I found in my Downloads in the form of another one of Max Scovilles Destructoid Show drawings (of Randy Ill post a few more pics down the line!


Gots a new blog up about history in games and my own sordid, obsessive, amna-esque love affair with Read it, before the sands of time consign it to the past as they will with all works of man


Happy Birthday Zer0t0nin! Party on!


I have few things that were requested coming to the shop What size T-shirt did ya want @vxxy ? More in comments


Hot take: I like ass and have nice video games

Chris Moyse

I picked up this badge at the weekend, I can use it to promote the new ship of Sombhris


Goddamn this is incredibly well I will forever love MMBN 1, 2, and Far from perfect, but excellent music/sound effects, addictive gameplay, a nice little group of friends, and some pretty damn good character designs

Raiku Destructoids Champion

I found a hotdog stand for EGLX next


Hello, my name is Fuzunga and I am Destructoids resident


Question: if the WiiU is the Nintendo Dreamcast, couldnt the PS Vita he Sony Dreamcast?



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