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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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CJ names games from 2016 that he made dicks in

It’s the beginning of a new year. For millions around the world, that means creating resolutions they will in no ways keep, costing them potentially thousands of dollars in exercise equipment, diet foods and gym memberships. For games...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Is that herpes?

I'm exhausted (shocker, I know), so let's make this quick. You all check out Communicord? It's the new community run, sister server to the main Dtoid discord! We have FNF planning, show watching, porn, politics, porn, media dumps, porn, wee...

 
 
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Introducing the world's biggest VR Helmet

Virtual Reality is here, which might be confusing from your perspective because we're not in the same room as I'm typing this. Ok, let's start over. Virtual Reality is over there.  Forever.

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - You get a new car and you...

...get a NEW CAR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Header idea came from a joke our lovely Jed Whitaker made in an email. Thank you Jed. I am pleased with the end result. I spent way too long last night working on different images until this one came togeth...

 
 
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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...

 
 
 
 




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#StripToid

 
Cloudman Sam

Ladies and Gentlemen, I do believe we are witnessing the evolution of a new

 
Electric Reaper

The Peachette image gallery on Know Your Meme is mostly filled with images of Not that I

 
PhilKenSebben

#Striptoid

 
Dr Mel

So earlier I posted a video of the Castlevania 3 NES and Famicom soundtracks layered on top of each I did the prelude track and it came out pretty So I did the rest of the OST lol

 
Shoggoth2588

In roughly 4 and a half hours, Ive found 60 Gil and a bit of rust in the invisible chests Ive managed to come across on the air deck of the Woo! Grinding!!

 
Gajknight

Happy Birthday NathanD and InquisitiveRavenclaw! You guys are a couple of cool From this pic, I see you are celebrating the right way!

 
Electric Reaper

That looks a lot like the Dark Knight Also, some dude at NASA is gonna be PISSED when he sees the mess on the

 
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Its vacation time folks, see you in a week

 
 

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