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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
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Uhh, come check out Conan Exiles' big swingin' dicks

In the opening minutes of sandbox survival game Conan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. Tha...

 
 
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CJ names games from 2016 that he made dicks in

It’s the beginning of a new year. For millions around the world, that means creating resolutions they will in no ways keep, costing them potentially thousands of dollars in exercise equipment, diet foods and gym memberships. For games...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Is that herpes?

I'm exhausted (shocker, I know), so let's make this quick. You all check out Communicord? It's the new community run, sister server to the main Dtoid discord! We have FNF planning, show watching, porn, politics, porn, media dumps, porn, wee...

 
 
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Introducing the world's biggest VR Helmet

Virtual Reality is here, which might be confusing from your perspective because we're not in the same room as I'm typing this. Ok, let's start over. Virtual Reality is over there.  Forever.

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - You get a new car and you...

...get a NEW CAR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Header idea came from a joke our lovely Jed Whitaker made in an email. Thank you Jed. I am pleased with the end result. I spent way too long last night working on different images until this one came togeth...

 
 
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Far Cry 4 has more naked boobs, also a lil dick!

Far Cry's new thing seems to be free flowing painted/tribal tits, nipple slips be damned, and those feature prominently in this video. But if you stick around, you'll see that there is also a little, flaccid penis! I never let a dick get b...

 
 
 
 




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Lego The Incredibles"Let's be real, this is the best Fantastic Four game we're ever gonna get"

 

Skyrim Very Special Edition"Alexa, cross the rickety bridge"

 

Jurassic World Evolution"Spare no expense! Because it doesn't matter anyway"

 

Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion"I'm an expansion now"

 

Shaq Fu - A Legend Reborn"Shaq is back, but kinda wack"

 

Fortnite (Switch)"Build a fort, last the night (wait it's basically just battle royale now)"

 

Incredibles 2"Jack Jack, baby"

 

Tag"The Hawkeye movie you never knew you wanted"

 

Unravel Two"It takes two, baby! (But not really)"

 

Won't You Be My Neighbor?"You will always find people who are helping"

 
 
 

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ScionVyse

Attempt 4 at trying to get through Hollow Knight, and Ive noticed a weird performance When Vsync is enabled, my framerate dips to sub 120 on my 144hz When its not, the framerate jumps up to like 400fps on

 
chlmera

Just got a 98 on a paper I wrote the day it was due and thought was trash, ive been feeling restless /manic all day so I tried some weed and I dont feel paranoid like on my last med, and I decided if I ask that girl out tomorrow Ill buy FFXV or IX on PC

 
NeoTurbo

#Confessiontoid I enjoyed playing Mass Effect Andromeda and think that Anthem looks like a tons of Im looking forward to building and exploring in Fallout

 
Rico the Penguin

I do kinda wish that editing qposts didnt move them to the top of the Id rather it be done with a bump

 
CaimDark Reloaded

According to Breitbart, Trump caved to left wing hatred by pledging to end family was a was kinda He obviously felt it was costing him politically, but I didnt think his base had enough humanity left to car

 
Shoggoth2588

So I watched Hereditary earlier today which is fine because I read the Goetia when I went through that phase as a teenager but I was kinda unsettled to see a dead bird in the middle of the sidewalk when I left the Piss off Paimon! Belial for Life

 
siddartha85

Ive been playing Infamous Second Son this Great I feel like I remember people trashing it at the time, but it was a lot of Not bad for a launch

 
taterchimp

Idea for a writing / DND prompt: You discover an entire town that is made up out of Incredible Hulks, five years after the initial bomb

 
Rad Party God

Welp, turns out the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailers spoil almost the entire Thats nice, they just saved me a movie ticket, gonna wait for it to come out on Netflix or In fact, I should rewatch the first one or even Lost

 
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