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Ode to the Spice Orange GameCube controller

The holidays are a magical time. Off work, spending time with family. Sometimes art happens. Sometimes an artist finds himself writing a traditional Shakespearean sonnet about the Spice Orange GameCube controller. Sometimes a bad video with...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Game News Haikus: PAX East Edition

Last week's video was a little late thanks to PAX East, and I said I'd make it up to you. This week, instead of seven haikus we have ten, and for good reason. In this series, we normally take a look at the stories that gathered the most at...

 
 
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Game News Haikus: Gigantic, Borderlands, sex, and more

This week's episode a little late, courtesy of PAX East. I'll make it up to you, I promise. Last week D. Takeshi Nakamura had a little accident, inserting a line with a deplorable six syllables in it, which some keeping track at home notic...

 
 
 
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Game News Haikus: The Order: 1886, Pokémon Shuffle, and more

The first episode of Game News Haikus went over pretty well with people who watched it. If you're one of those people, thanks for taking the time. If you're not, maybe watch that one and the new one and every future episode? You know, if y...

 
 
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Last week's top stories, now in handy haiku form

This past weekend I was up late and feeling loopy, and some haikus about a Flash game nobody cares about fell out of that state. Struck with inspiration, I thought, "Why can't all news be digested 17 syllables at a time?" Thus, the video a...

 
 




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I have two options in Bravely I either try to beat the Adventurer superboss or I start new game plus with my maxed out job Even considered a low level

 
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Happy Monday Morning! #Cursedmas

 
Parismio

I won Pixies Waifu after this:

 
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So, an upstairs room in my house is just above 40 F during That should be fine for storing citrus Not sure why that room lacks heating

 
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Dragon Quest art book incoming OMG!

 
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Oh you wanted Smash x P5 art?

 
TheIntern

I dont play the games but I thought Persona was about a group of high school students being possessed by demons now its about Tuxedo Mask if he was also Lupin III did I miss a step somewhere help me

 
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