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Ode to the Spice Orange GameCube controller

The holidays are a magical time. Off work, spending time with family. Sometimes art happens. Sometimes an artist finds himself writing a traditional Shakespearean sonnet about the Spice Orange GameCube controller. Sometimes a bad video with...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Game News Haikus: PAX East Edition

Last week's video was a little late thanks to PAX East, and I said I'd make it up to you. This week, instead of seven haikus we have ten, and for good reason. In this series, we normally take a look at the stories that gathered the most at...

 
 
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Game News Haikus: Gigantic, Borderlands, sex, and more

This week's episode a little late, courtesy of PAX East. I'll make it up to you, I promise. Last week D. Takeshi Nakamura had a little accident, inserting a line with a deplorable six syllables in it, which some keeping track at home notic...

 
 
 
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Game News Haikus: The Order: 1886, Pokmon Shuffle, and more

The first episode of Game News Haikus went over pretty well with people who watched it. If you're one of those people, thanks for taking the time. If you're not, maybe watch that one and the new one and every future episode? You know, if y...

 
 
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Last week's top stories, now in handy haiku form

This past weekend I was up late and feeling loopy, and some haikus about a Flash game nobody cares about fell out of that state. Struck with inspiration, I thought, "Why can't all news be digested 17 syllables at a time?" Thus, the video a...

 
 




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SkeleDent

Turns out, this stupid opinion has a long history

 
Dennis Carden

Walked over to the shops this afternoon and picked this Itll be pretty fun to juggle between this and Dark Souls, for Never tried the original Disgaea before, but I enjoyed the crap out of 5, so Im looking forward to checking it out more

 
Blanchimont

Somehow, Warriors Orochi 4 seems worse than

 
TriSCAREarok

Ate some of the nachos that I made for the baby Lucky Ladyface is doing that tonight, sooooo I think its time to get into Project Warlock and drink some malt

 
Fuzunghoul

My mind has been thoroughly blown this Someone increased the brightness and contrast on this shot of the intro from Billy & and the gravestones are for old Cartoon Network shows!

 
Dennis Carden

Been spending a fair chunk of today playing Dark Souls on So far, it’s a pretty solid This makes me unreasonably

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

I basically spent all day on this! Still not DONE done, but its SO many little details! @Osc

 
Bass

How do you all feel about doing one more Dtoid Draws? Too soon since the last one?

 
Spooky Ham Bandit

I’m really proud of

 
Games and Stuff

So, GF and I are getting Diablo 3 for one another as Christmas gifts (to avoid money issuesu) Depending on the kinda content in Hand of Fate 2, I may get it once the combat reforged update hits Also, hoping to finally publish an actual blog soon!

 
 

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