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Ode to the Spice Orange GameCube controller

The holidays are a magical time. Off work, spending time with family. Sometimes art happens. Sometimes an artist finds himself writing a traditional Shakespearean sonnet about the Spice Orange GameCube controller. Sometimes a bad video with...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Game News Haikus: PAX East Edition

Last week's video was a little late thanks to PAX East, and I said I'd make it up to you. This week, instead of seven haikus we have ten, and for good reason. In this series, we normally take a look at the stories that gathered the most at...

 
 
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Game News Haikus: Gigantic, Borderlands, sex, and more

This week's episode a little late, courtesy of PAX East. I'll make it up to you, I promise. Last week D. Takeshi Nakamura had a little accident, inserting a line with a deplorable six syllables in it, which some keeping track at home notic...

 
 
 
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Game News Haikus: The Order: 1886, Pokmon Shuffle, and more

The first episode of Game News Haikus went over pretty well with people who watched it. If you're one of those people, thanks for taking the time. If you're not, maybe watch that one and the new one and every future episode? You know, if y...

 
 
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Last week's top stories, now in handy haiku form

This past weekend I was up late and feeling loopy, and some haikus about a Flash game nobody cares about fell out of that state. Struck with inspiration, I thought, "Why can't all news be digested 17 syllables at a time?" Thus, the video a...

 
 




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Tannenberg"These folks don't seem that tan"

 

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ChromaGun (VR)"Chroma chameleon"

 

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Apex Legends"Those who drop together, become champions together"

 
 
 

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Michformer

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kellzor

Anyone else having issues with the Switch not utilizing most their download speed? I cant get it to download more than 30mbps on my 100+ mbps Ive tried putting it in DMZ, changing MTU to 1500, and DNS

 
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Rad Party God

Halo is coming to the Switch BEFORE the PC!? FFS Microsoft!

 
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