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Join me on my quest to see nipples in BMX XXX

BMX XXX sounds like a terrible idea on paper. It’s technically a perversion of the Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX series, which itself is a perversion of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. Acclaim decided that they weren’t making enough mo...

 
 
 
 
 
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Chungus: A brief oral history

From April 2-6, Warner Bros. is running a special event in their free-to-play mobile RPG Looney Tunes: World of Mayhem featuring a chubby variant of Bugs Bunny, now officially called "Big Chungus." This version of Bugs first appea...

 
 
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Hades turned me into a hack-and-slash machine

Hades was love at first sight for me. It has the bright and stylized art that I love, roguelikes are one of my favorite gameplay genres, and I was one of those Greek mythology kids who was obsessed with the Percy Jackson series growing up. ...

 
 
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Loop Hero's best trait is its lore

Walking down the street to check the mail at my hometown’s post office is an eerily different journey today than it was a year ago. I still pass the local pizza joint on the town square—a literal cornerstone of a small town comm...

 
 
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It's okay to fail in Disco Elysium

Disco Elysium opens with you on the floor. Your character, whoever they are or whatever might be left of them, is face-down in a nondescript hotel room. You are surfacing, breaching the plane between the void and the living only to find you...

 
 
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When's the last time you splurged on retro games?

I may have accidentally gotten back into collecting Super Nintendo games. Yeah, let's go with "may." As many of you have no doubt experienced first-hand, it's been an expensive time for collectors from all walks of life. For anyone looking ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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What makes Kentucky Route Zero a classic?

Spoiler warning for the entirety of Kentucky Route Zero. If you haven't played yet, or don't want anything in the game spoiled for you, turn back now. Kentucky Route Zero is one of those games where I spent a lot of my first playthrough fee...

 
 
 
 
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The best streamers have big boobies

Boobs. Boobs! Our first source of peace in this cruel, cruel world and great on a poster or perhaps even a commemorative mug, we all know and love boobs. Well, except for when people who have them take ownership of their bodies, of course. ...

 
 
 
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My forbidden love of Chulip and the weirdness of mundanity

I’m going to be honest with you, the advice I usually give people who are looking to give Chulip a try is to make sure you have something nearby to read. Chulip is an unfriendly game, and among its unfriendly features is a nasty littl...

 
 
 
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Happy 15th Birthday, Destructoid!

[This article was originally posted on Destructoid’s actual birthday, March 16] Hit the lights, strike up the band, pop the corks, lose your pants. We are gathered here today to celebrate the anniversary of the coolest and hippest vid...

 
 
 




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Rain on Your Parade"Suck it, Streisand!"

 

Disco Elysium: The Final Cut"A spoiler-free look at the beloved RPG's new content"

 

Spacebase Startopia"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

 

Fantasian (Part 1)"Diorama-rama"

 

Record of Lodoss War-Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth-"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then"

 

Oddworld: Soulstorm"Hello, again"

 

Outriders"Raynor's Raiders, roll out"

 

Evil Genius 2: World Domination"Supervillain seizes East Coast"

 

Balan Wonderworld"More costume changes than a Lady Gaga concert"

 

Genesis Noir"Love and loss at the edge of the universe"

 
 
 

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dephoenix

Its weird to think that technically cannibalism could be

 
streetmagik3

Got the Platinum for Astro Bot! Yay me, lol! I realized I had like 80% of the trophies, and spent a couple hours, doing what I could have done in 30 minutes, lol! Theres 2 sets of trophies, though you can get the Platinum with Im drinking blah blah

 
Electric Reaper

Last week, The Slormancer was released onto Steam Early Access and GOG Its kinda barebones, but pretty decent so far, and the dev team has released a few hotfixes since Getting a Slorm Reaper to Level 100 is gonna take some

 
GoofierBrute

Im almost 15 hours into Bravely Default II, and I have no idea if I like it or

 
Mamekuma

The Promised Neverland season 1 really is as good as most people Its the first anime in years I NEEDED to binge until the I will be avoiding Season 2 no question and skipping straight to the manga, I think I can afford $20/year for the app

 
Goemar

Mistaking the weight of a taser for a gun is like using a real gun and shooting your TV while playing Duck

 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

And another pairs of shoes arrived today: #ShoeToid

 
Czar Kazem

Much manga was delivered to me this day, due to a sheet lack of respect for my already hefty stack of unread

 
RenaudB90

Finally played through RE 7 over the weekend and that was great Not a fan of the kast two segments but everything else was so good that they could have just kicked me in the nuts for the kast 2 hours and Id still sing its

 
TheBlondeBass

First fully completed post-it in Oh no, I feel myself getting addicted all over

 
 

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