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X-Men Legends is still the greatest Marvel video game

Growing up, watching X-Men was a must for me. As the little porker I was, shunning daylight and exercise for the warm glow of my television set, I never missed an episode. I watched every damn adventure. All 76 of them, even the shitty...

 
 
 
 
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Is there anything that could make you give up gaming?

My Twitter feed has been buzzing this week about three highly anticipated games and the more seedier aspects of them. Star Wars Battlefront II, Forza 7 and Middle-Earth: Shadow of War are all releasing soon. All three of them have been gett...

 
 
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This is the greatest fatality in Mortal Kombat history

I remember the first time I saw a fatality in Mortal Kombat. I was watching some other kid play at an arcade in Monroe, WA and he successfully pulled off Sub-Zero’s spine rip. It was shocking to see as a seven-year-old in 1992, and ju...

 
 
 
 
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Contra's spread shot remains the coolest power-up in gaming

Let me take you back for a moment to five-year-old CJ. There I was, playing the family NES in my parents’ bedroom. The system came with Mario and Duck Hunt packed in, so for the first few years that was all my brother and I played. Ev...

 
 
 
 
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Let's get an Animal Crossing RPG in 2018

In two months time, Animal Crossing: New Leaf will celebrate its 5th anniversary as arguably the most successful title in the franchise. It's moved more than 11 million copies, spawned its own spin-off in Happy Home Designer --&nb...

 
 
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What game do you most regret selling or trading in?

I have a troubled history with collecting games. Growing up, I lived in one console household until both my brother and I were in high school. So when we got our NES, that is all we had. When it came time to move up to the SNES, we sold our...

 
 
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Breath of the Wild's Prince Sidon deserves his own game

Are you tired of hearing about The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? Well too fucking bad because I ain’t ready to stop talking about it. It’s easily one of my top 50 games of the year and even though I’ve completed the...

 
 
 
 
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What original Xbox game are you most excited to play again?

When coming up with this week's question, I had a thought. Looking back over the past Destructoid Discusses, I never centered one around the Xbox. Now, part of that reason is I've never owned an Xbox. I have been able to play all three gene...

 
 
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What is the hardest game you have ever played?

Sitting on my desk right now are unopened copies of Bloodborne and Dark Souls 2. Having just got a PlayStation 4, I’m playing a bit of catch up with some of the games I’ve missed over its life. I’ve never played a Dark Sou...

 
 
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George Miller needs to make a video game

Last week, the cinema world lost one of its giant giants. I refer to George A. Romero as a giant giant for two reasons: 1) He basically invented an entire genre of film, and 2) the motherfucker was 6’4”. Goddamn that is tall. If...

 
 
 
 
 
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What Disney worlds should we visit in Kingdom Hearts III?

Kingdom Hearts III feels like it’s been in development since before the release of Steamboat Willie. After Kingdom Hearts II’s release all the way back on the PS2, we’ve seen nothing but spin-offs and side stories since, s...

 
 
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The E3 2017 Dumbstructoid Awards

E3 has come and gone and boy was it… fun? Entertaining? Exciting? None of the above?  Look, it’s a trade show, a five day long commercial for products we’ll buy, play, and trade in for shitty GameStop credit. Or, we&...

 
 




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hLarge4

First black Friday score is Skyrim in PS4 for It was too broken for me to play on ps3, and as much as I want the switch version, its out of my price

 
A Luigi Fanatic

Why are people so fascinated with virgin Its literally just normal sex but redder, messier, and inferior It is the deep dish pizza of intercourse

 
Gamemaniac3434

My blog is up full of tips and Brave the machinations of dtoids current malfunctions to read it and stuff your brain before you stuff your fat face with food, grease and gravy slopping down your face, eating and eating like swine at the

 
Pumpkin Spice Fuzunga

Whats up with these DualShock 4s? At launch, they had this godlike rubbery grip on the sticks that wore away so they replaced it with a meh Just got my crystal one in the mail and its the same godlike rubber as before! Did they fix it!?

 
Gamemaniac3434

Been playing HZD Dont have much more to say beyond that being honest, aside from some minor annoyances and the weird faces and cuts in certain Also started playing VA-11 HALL-A and I can already tell its

 
medicamecanica

Beat Ys Id call it the most surprising title of Hust under 40 hours taking my time with side stuff so it doesnt overstay itself, but even over 20 hours in it still introduces new big One of the best action jrpgs

 
TheLimoMaker

About damn

 
AdmiralAckbong

Had to work today but it ended up being really Just fucked with people who called the shop all day and listened to good Happy Thanksgiving! Im thankful youre all my weird, fucked up internet family! fuck up dem turkeys

 
kellzor

Dtoiders looking for deals on systems or anything else go to and use code TY10 to save 10% off

 
Shoggoth2588

Ok so Im apparently getting a (base) PS4 for x-Mas and I need to know what Ive missed out on over the past 4 J Star is on the top of my list but what else do I need? Hows the import scene?

 
 

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