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Hey, listen! Destructoid articles now have audio versions

If you've poked around Destructoid's original features section lately, you might've noticed something new — a curious little embedded audio clip at the top of certain articles where there wasn't one before. Wait, when did that happen?...

 
 
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Happy ten-year anniversary, Portal 2

[Narrated by Josh Picard] The year is 2011, and the haunting, distant sounds of the Aperture facility are reverberating through our unfinished basement. My brother's at basketball practice, I have free reign of the Xbox. I've spent the past...

 
 
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Diablo II: Resurrected feels like a magic trick

[Narrated by Dan Vincent] There is a part of my head, some reptilian section of my brain, that just loves watching numbers go up. It finds joy in methodically kiting and whittling down enemies, clearing the area of loot, and moving on to th...

 
 
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Hades turned me into a hack-and-slash machine

[Narrated by Josh Picard] Hades was love at first sight for me. It has the bright and stylized art that I love, roguelikes are one of my favorite gameplay genres, and I was one of those Greek mythology kids who was obsessed with the Percy J...

 
 
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It's okay to fail in Disco Elysium

[Narrated by Dan Vincent] Disco Elysium opens with you on the floor. Your character, whoever they are or whatever might be left of them, is face-down in a nondescript hotel room. You are surfacing, breaching the plane between the void and t...

 
 
 
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What makes Kentucky Route Zero a classic?

[Narrated by Dan Vincent] Spoiler warning for the entirety of Kentucky Route Zero. If you haven't played yet, or don't want anything in the game spoiled for you, turn back now. Kentucky Route Zero is one of those games where I spent a lot o...

 
 
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I can no longer ignore my inner child's need for Fortnite

[Narrated by Josh Picard] Let me paint a picture for you of a quiet Sunday afternoon. I was in my living room playing with my Ripley figure as she explored a deserted town alongside Wolverine, a Stormtrooper, and Batman. Suddenly, we were a...

 
 
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Why did I wait so long to play Pokemon Trading Card Game?

[Narrated by Josh Picard] Growing up, I had a friend who was very into the Star Wars Customizable Card Game. He carried two binders with him throughout the fifth grade: one for his school work and one for all of his cards. I don't know...

 
 
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My 30-year quest to beat Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

[Narrated Josh Picard] Thirty-one years ago, The Legend of Zelda became the first video game I ever beat. A year later, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link became the first video game I ever quit. To be fair, I didn't finish too ...

 
 
 




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Wonder Boy: Asha in Monster World"Now with 100% less boy"

 

Miitopia"Miis are back"

 

Knockout City"We built this city on balls and holes"

 

Biomutant"Old world underground, where are you now?"

 

Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne HD Remaster"The demon who wore tennis shoes"

 

Path of Exile: Ultimatum"Patch 3.14 brings the blood, sweat, and more blood"

 

Subnautica: Below Zero"A frigid new standalone story that can't quite fill the original game's flippers"

 

Assassin's Creed Valhalla: Wrath of the Druids"It's more Valhalla, for better or worse"

 

Famicom Detective Club"Murder, Yoshio Sakamoto Wrote"

 
 
 

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bong264

#LateNightStatus

 
RenaudB90

Montreal to the Cup finals with an OT Im so drunk but Im so 28 years since the last I was two last time we got this I need more drinks and or weed!

 
Cygnus Rush 961

Quick summary of whats going on, the PSU from my previous build has been giving me the crashing Its time to get it replaced with a new

 
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Latest game haul! Ive got a nice marble set, but its a bit of a to-do to set up and pack away to teach the Been 15 years since my last game, excited to see how rusty Ive gotten! (Chess, Dont be

 
Electric Reaper

After completing the Steam Forge Your Fate series, I got the Gorilla Scientist avatar What frames did you get, Dtoiders?

 
Boxman214

I cant believe I got two of you for $80! (also, your turn in the comments)

 
ChandlerS04

Wife was sneaky and looked through my XIV screens screenshots to get me a custom mug

 
bong264

Just Dawi

 
taterchimp

I got Villainous (both Marvel and Disney) and yeah, those games are good family Wish they were cross Thanos vs Jafar when?

 
Electric Reaper

I had a Home Run Inn It was pretty decent, and I am glad they used bacon instead of It would have been nice if the crust was taller and fluffier, :/

 
 

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