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If I can get this many PUBG kills, you can too (maybe)

I don't know if this is a guide or a ego-fueled showcase of skills or a half-hearted pep talk that you can do it too. All I know is that I killed 12 percent of the players in a PUBG game last night. (There were 93 at the start.) Liste...

 
 
 
 
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We had a blast goofing off in Sea of Thieves

The number-one thing to know about Sea of Thieves? You can load yourself into a cannon and have your buddy fire you over islands and, presumably, onto other player-controlled ships if you're aimed well. The number-two thing to know? You can...

 
 
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Bang bang, back-to-back dinners for the D-Team

[Extremely Freddie Mercury voice] I've paid my duesTime after time.I've done my sentenceBut committed no crime.And bad mistakes ‒I've made a few.I've had my share of sand kicked in my faceBut I've come through.(And I need just g...

 
 
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You can catch me in Primorsk but my heart's in Lipovka

I've always loved when people insist that they love an inferior city more than the clearly-superior city they currently reside in. "I guess I'm in San Diego right now, but my heart will always be in Gary, Indiana!" Garbage. Anyway, that an...

 
 
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Don't get got by the Ghillie Guy

There's nothing quite like having an entire town to yourself. One time, our crew landed at Primorsk with no one else around. Soon after, a crate dropped in the ocean. I swam out to the floating treasure. Inside, an M24, a 15x scope, and a ...

 
 
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It's hard as hell to see during PUBG's foggy weather

During its September update, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds added a foggy weather variant to its 8x8 kilometer map. Unlike the pretty views afforded by the sunset weather effect, or the infrequent lightning strikes in the stormy version, PUB...

 
 
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When I die in PUBG, make sure to bury me with my gear

Death is a tricky thing in PUBG. Like half the time, you have no idea where you ended up getting killed from. The other half, you know that death is inevitable and that you're just gutting it out as long as you possibly can. Here's the thi...

 
 
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PUBG's first-person mode can be creepy at times

And I don't just mean the Assassin's Creed-esque face! Brett and I partnered up for a few rounds of first-person mode, and the end result felt like a mix between a walking sim as we combed over houses and survival horror as the weather took...

 
 
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Daddy Yankee would be a PUBG god

Three's company, but four's a squad in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. At least that's how it typically goes when the D-Team gets together. This time around, Steven "Lipovka Lover" Hansen ditched Brett, Jordan, and me in favor of drinking te...

 
 
 
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Everyone dies at the prison (including Jordan)

[Int. Court of law -- Day] Judge: Mr. Makedonski, how do you explain this despicable act of team killing? Brett: This isn't how trials work, your honor. Judge: It's my courtroom and I'll hold you in contempt of court if you question the pr...

 
 
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I'm bad at PUBG so I'll just be the loot mule

Friends, I know my deficiencies. I never learned to ice skate. I'm off-puttingly handsome. I can't do the worm. These are my burdens to bear, and I'll do so with a smile on my face. Also, I'm not super great at PUBG -- except for...

 
 
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds creator details his next game

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has quickly become one of the most popular games in recent times, even trading blows with Valve's own CS:GO for second most-popular game on Steam for peak player activity. Our very own D-Team can't get enough o...

 
 
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Dtoid's editors are (not) smart PUBG players

I've started to notice a recurring theme throughout each of these D-Team videos. It isn't our steadily-improving communication, nor is it Jordan's alarming obsession with leaving his head unprotected (put a helmet on, dammit!). Instead, it...

 
 
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What's the dumbest thing you've done in PUBG?

When we're left alone in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, we tend to do dumb stunts to pass the time. There have been hints of this behavior in prior D-Team episodes, but today? Today we go full-on stupid. Not only do we pose for a family ph...

 
 
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PUBG can be such an oddly relaxing game

For once, I wasn't directly responsible for the Dumb Driving Moment in our PUBG session. Thank you, Ray. I'll cherish this feeling forever! (Until I invariably screw up real bad next episode.) Today's video has nearly an hour of footage so...

 
 
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I think I'm the Aquaman of Destructoid's PUBG team

When things go disastrously wrong, I like to think I can get my boys out of a jam. I strive to be dependable like that. I wanna be Their Guy during their time of need. After reviewing today's D-Team run in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, ho...

 
 
 
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The D-Team takes PUBG: Don't glaze your meatloaf mid-match

Jordan, Steven, Ray, and myself. We're the D-Team. There are a lot of logical leaps you can take to explain that name. We're like the A-Team, but barely passable. The "D" might stand for Destructoid. Or, it could just stand for something l...

 
 
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Shotgun choke me, daddy: The D-Team squads up for PUBG

Jordan, Brett, Ray and I have been having a blast with the unwieldy-named 100-person battle royale PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. We want to share that blast with you. Please join us, The D-Team, in our quest to win, win a chicken dinner, ...

 
 




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