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Wii U is blatantly better than PS3 and Xbox 360 COMBINED

The Wii U has had a chance to settle in North America, and just recently hit shelves in Europe. The question on everybody's lips is, of course -- is the Wii U the best home console in the world, and should I throw away every other expensive...

 
 
 
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The Wii is blatantly better than Barack Obama

This year, two reigning incumbents are looking to win themselves a second term of power. I am, of course, talking about president-elect of the United States, Barack Obama, and president-man of the eighth console generation, the Wi...

 
 
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DmC's new Dante is blatantly better than old Dante

Ninja Theory's redesign of Dante in DmC: Devil May Cry is easily one of the most controversial overhauls in gaming history. Lengthy arguments have been made, explicitly detailing why the new Dante is such a bad character, and yet others veh...

 
 
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How Xbox Live is blatantly better than PSN

Since medieval times, humanity has debated, argued, and sometimes even fought over the eternal question -- which company is better, Sony or Microsoft? Angry diatribes have been written and blood has been spilled, but neither man nor beast h...

 
 
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Diablo III is blatantly better than Torchlight II

Diablo III launched a few scant months ago, but its PR snafus and controversial business decisions have soured a fair few players. Meanwhile, Runic Games has sat back and capitalized, as jilted dungeon crawlers look toward Torchlight II and...

 
 
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Deadly Premonition is blatantly better than Heavy Rain

Yesterday we reviewed Deadly Premonition and gave it a score of 10. This comes just weeks after we reviewed Heavy Rain and gave it a score of 7. Obviously, this means one thing. We love the Xbox 360 and want to have sex with it. This conclu...

 
 
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How Aliens are blatantly better than Predators

Aliens vs. Predator is out next week, and while opinions are divided as to whether or not the game will be any good, there is one universal truth that cannot be denied -- Aliens are blatantly better than Predators. This is an undisputed fac...

 
 
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How Darksiders is blatantly better than Zelda

Darksiders is considered by many to be a great game, albeit one that suffers from an intense case of plagiarism. Comparisons to the The Legend of Zelda run amok, with even the game's developer, Vigil, happily confessing to borrowing gamepla...

 
 
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FFXIII Xbox 360 will be blatantly better than FFXIII PS3

At E3 2008, Square Enix shocked the world by claiming that, for the first time, a major Final Fantasy installment would be coming to the Xbox 360. Previously a PS3 exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII was the jewel in the crown of the Sony hype br...

 
 
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How Bayonetta is blatantly hotter than your girlfriend

Any man with a sane penis will acknowledge that Bayonetta, star of Platinum Games' Bayonetta, is the hottest female to have ever been invented. From the sexy giraffe legs to those prim-yet-sultry librarian specs, Bayonetta is the kind of wo...

 
 
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Why the PSP is blatantly better than the DS

It's an established fact that if you like one thing, you must hate everything else. You cannot enjoy two of any similar item in this world, which is why bisexuality has been scientifically proven not to exist. With this in mind, I have had ...

 
 
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How Fat Princess is blatantly better than Feminism

Titan Studios' Fat Princess was released this week and, server issues aside, it's great fun. Stuffing princesses full of cake and utilizing the game's varied and fun classes makes for an incredible fun online experience. However, there are ...

 
 
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How Pokemon Red is blatantly better than Pokemon Blue

Pokémon Red is blatantly better than Pokémon Blue and if you disagree with me you are a spastic. Some of you may feel that one can't successfully draw discrepancies between two games that are essentially the same, but those pe...

 
 
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How Prototype is blatantly better than inFAMOUS

Two games have recently been released that bear several striking similarities. Both of these games are open-world sandbox titles featuring superpowered antiheroes who begin to realize a host of awesome abilities with which to distribute jus...

 
 
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How Killzone 2 is blatantly better than Halo 3

Killzone 2 launched exclusively for the PlayStation 3 this Friday, generating much bias from biased people who are biased. It also sold quite a few copies and has been setting the PlayStation Network afire with grenade spam and shotgun ramp...

 
 




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So because Im a shopper who cant decide, hand of fate 2! Any good or no?

 
FakePlasticTree

The Missing feels like one of the first Japanese developed games that does right by LGBT Its a genuinely good game Swerys dished up here, the gameplays fun too! It might be my Also, theres a bloke with a

 
Mike Sounders

I GOT LUCKY IN GETTING THE BACK INTO THE BACKLOG HI-NU GUNDAM GOES, SPIDER-MAN NEW GAME + IS ON HOLD AGAIN, ITS TIME FOR MORE

 
taterchimp

The Soul Calibur customization is Link below is for a NSFW link in the

 
cockaroach

Ok, so I watched the first few episodes if Houseki no kuni, and I was pleasantly Sure, its kinda fetishy with how the crystal women can shatter, but its world building is fun and I am intrigued by the designs, conceit, and

 
ShadeOfLight

Luigis Mansion 3DS: Luigi still humps the furniture,

 
Gummypuss

Man I love how Stick of Truth is one of the few switch games that lets you capture video with the share button so I cant do it on an innocent indie game yet I can record my in game parents I now have porn on my switch whoo! Also good

 
Dead Churros

Me: uuugh, I dont like any of these customization options, I think Ill leave my character without any clothing or Me, 15 minutes later:

 
Spookmour

HOLY SNAP I FORGOT ABOUT SHITSTORM THIS IS MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE TIME OF THE YEAR Im gonna binge the heckarooni outta this!

 
Kerrik52

While getting my laptop back, I tried out some demo Switch had Mario Kart, which was fun, the XBONE wanted to update and the PS4 had a Spyro It controls better generally, but the motion blur was I hope they revise

 
 

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