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Too cocky!

Here's a tale of a flex gone horribly wrong. At this weekend's VSFighting tournament in England, Joshua "Rycroft" Podesta had Yota "Pekos" Kachi on the ropes in Samurai Shodown. After absorbing a super, Pekos was left with just a ...

 
 
 
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Wanking Simulator achieves release this fall

I'd normally save this sort of thing for my weekly weird games roundup, but I was too excited to restrain myself. I was practically turgid with anticipation, and the only way to sate my raging emotion was to whip it out and spread the news ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Switch copy of Safety First!

The name of the game is safety in today's contest for a Switch copy of Safety First! I don't think I've ever been this happy in my entire life. Seriously. Well, maybe once. But this is definitely the second happiest I've ever been. And it's...

 
 
 
 
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Keep your dingus warm in SCUM's Winter update

Tis the season for murdering each other on a prison island, so SCUM is getting into the festivities with a new update. To get your winter wonderland on, players will be able to explore a snow covered map, get into snowball fights and sled d...

 
 
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Contest: Win Breathedge for Steam

Ready for some more free games? Today Breathedge is up for grabs -- don't miss out on this contest! I don't know of many games where an immortal chicken is used as a tool to break things, plug leaky pipes, and scan electronic equipment. In ...

 
 
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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
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How to Self-Destructoid

[With emotions riding high in the community, Deadmoon shares with us why exactly it is he loves this crazy, broken Dtoid family. <3 ~ JuIc3] A lot of my friends make fun of me when I tell them that I'm an active part of an online communi...

 
 
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My introduction to the Destructoid tip line

So, one of the main benefits of joining the writing staff here is that I've been included on the tip line. Basically, anyone in the world can send an e-mail to [email protected], and the writing staff can sort through those submissions a...

 
 
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YouPorn eSports team banned by league

YouPorn, which my colleagues tell me is a supplier of online "adult" entertainment, sponsors an eSports team, Team YP. It has since 2014, back when I wrote, "More like spornsporning an eSporn team." Hah, nice. Unfortunately, this relationsh...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges

Well isn't this Hunky Dory? A nice little Friday. We have a new Call of Duty to play together. We have a new Fallout to play with ourselves (HA! HA!). We have herpes. Wait, that's just me. My bad. "So shut up and tell us what's changing Mik...

 
 
 
 




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humantofu

I still dont understand Are we sure this isnt one big money laundering scheme, why would they spend thousands or millions for something non-existent?

 
Mike Sounders

Wow, Rightstuf really made up for the Gundam SEED Not only did they provide the correct HD version for free, they also fixed the black levels on the SD version, and provided a 50% off code for my next Gundam show

 
Electric Reaper

For-profit prisons need to be made illegal and shutdown immediately and If governments can waste money on stupid shit like endless wars, tax cuts for the rich, subsidies for the fossil fuel industry, they can afford installing air

 
TurboKill

Had to take a Spanish interpreter test Im pretty sure I passed it and did better than I The test site was a labyrinth lost on my out & took the wrong exit door, got locked out in a gated Had to jump a

 
RiffRaff

All of yall!

 
lokhe

When they announced Halo Infinite would have F2P multiplayer I was so disappointed but it sounds like theyre handling it in the best possible No paid progression!

 
Dreggsao

Are porn stars eligible for the 27 club?

 
NeoTurbo

Well, Sayonara Wild Hearts is freaking And it being so short makes it perfect for Crazy glad I grabbed

 
Zalno

I cant get the Omega Mart jingle out of my Should I see a doctor?

 
Dreggsao

Everything I know about FF1 I know from looking at Wikipedia but shouldnt it be 4 Warriors of Light in that FFO trailer?

 
 

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