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Too cocky!

Here's a tale of a flex gone horribly wrong. At this weekend's VSFighting tournament in England, Joshua "Rycroft" Podesta had Yota "Pekos" Kachi on the ropes in Samurai Shodown. After absorbing a super, Pekos was left with just a ...

 
 
 
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Wanking Simulator achieves release this fall

I'd normally save this sort of thing for my weekly weird games roundup, but I was too excited to restrain myself. I was practically turgid with anticipation, and the only way to sate my raging emotion was to whip it out and spread the news ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Switch copy of Safety First!

The name of the game is safety in today's contest for a Switch copy of Safety First! I don't think I've ever been this happy in my entire life. Seriously. Well, maybe once. But this is definitely the second happiest I've ever been. And it's...

 
 
 
 
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Keep your dingus warm in SCUM's Winter update

Tis the season for murdering each other on a prison island, so SCUM is getting into the festivities with a new update. To get your winter wonderland on, players will be able to explore a snow covered map, get into snowball fights and sled d...

 
 
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Contest: Win Breathedge for Steam

Ready for some more free games? Today Breathedge is up for grabs -- don't miss out on this contest! I don't know of many games where an immortal chicken is used as a tool to break things, plug leaky pipes, and scan electronic equipment. In ...

 
 
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Review: Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the a...

 
 
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How to Self-Destructoid

[With emotions riding high in the community, Deadmoon shares with us why exactly it is he loves this crazy, broken Dtoid family. <3 ~ JuIc3] A lot of my friends make fun of me when I tell them that I'm an active part of an online communi...

 
 
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My introduction to the Destructoid tip line

So, one of the main benefits of joining the writing staff here is that I've been included on the tip line. Basically, anyone in the world can send an e-mail to [email protected], and the writing staff can sort through those submissions a...

 
 
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YouPorn eSports team banned by league

YouPorn, which my colleagues tell me is a supplier of online "adult" entertainment, sponsors an eSports team, Team YP. It has since 2014, back when I wrote, "More like spornsporning an eSporn team." Hah, nice. Unfortunately, this relationsh...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Happer Nooo Yur!

Dear lord it's bright. Worked till 6am, drank till 8 and back up at 12pm. Choices. Ugh. It's almost 1pm and I need to go back to work. At least it's Friday and it's a short, 4hr shift. It's the little things. Now excuse me, there's ham on m...

 
 
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Friday Night Fights - Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges

Well isn't this Hunky Dory? A nice little Friday. We have a new Call of Duty to play together. We have a new Fallout to play with ourselves (HA! HA!). We have herpes. Wait, that's just me. My bad. "So shut up and tell us what's changing Mik...

 
 
 
 




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Shoggoth2588

So wait, is Hitman Season 3 a for-real Epic exclusive or is it an exclusive until 2022?

 
ctg867

This thread by Schreier is making the rounds after the news that EA is losing the exclusive Star Wars Certainly interesting to consider given the Machine Games/Indy Arkane Austin is hiring for a new project, 🤔

 
Hakkurei

I was okay then I realized Capcom did Pikmin before I even realized Pikmin was a IDEA, ON THE TABLE, SOMEONE, P L E A S

 
Vesalius

Giving some of my toys leg extensions so they won’t feel Please send thoughts and status:

 
taterchimp

Akavit and Ancho Reyes kind of Because fuck it, am i rite?

 
Lex

Wasting time by looking for remixes of old, niche video game

 
mullon

What I like about Ghost of Tsushima is that it allows me to get my Miyamoto Usagi on and wander the countryside getting into tiny

 
chlmera

theres a bluray of the handmaiden with 20 extra minutes and its not available in region 1 and i just have to say thats some fuckin Criterion or someone, please help

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Reminder for anyone doing the Missions for the Mario pins: Signing up for the Splatfest Challenge online counts as a I dont think you have to actually have Splatoon 2 to sign

 
PatBateman17

Finally a post on how progression carryover works in Hitman God I love these

 
 

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