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Review: Robot Unicorn Attack 2

Robot Unicorn Attack will forever hold a special place in my heart. I remember PAX East 2010, meeting many Dtoiders for the first time, and joining a rousing drunken chorus of Erasure's "Always" in the late hours of the evening. I have an a...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: VR Porno, Tomb Raider & Dark Souls

It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in. News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and ...

 
 
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Destructoid Mobile has been redesigned, go play

We've been promising you a better mobile for ages, and it's finally here.  You can now use virtually all of the features of our desktop site on our new smartphone site. No apps to download, no nonsense to install, no gimped commenting ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Adventure Time, Deadpool, & Spider-Boobs

Holy crap guys, I think this might be my favorite episode of the show we've done in ages. Like, just in terms of the pure awesomeness/absurdity of today's news. For starters, the ESRB has described all the awful things that are in Resident ...

 
 
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The DTOID Show: Halo, Walking Dead, & Secret World of BJs

Hey guys! If you missed today's LIVE Destructoid Show, here's a nice convenient recording of it for you to watch.  For starters, NiGHTS Into Dreams and Dragonball Z Budokai are both getting HD rereleases, and Final Fantasy VII&nbs...

 
 
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Buy a Balloonicorn and you too can believe in magic

You've watched the magic. Now live the magic! To celebrate the release of "Meet the Pyro," ThinkGeek is selling a three-foot tall Balloonicorn straight from your dreams and into your bedroom. It's pink, it's ballooney, and it will make anyo...

 
 
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The DTOID Show is LIVE from PAX right NOW

Hey guys! Heads up! We're in Seattle for PAX right now, sweaty and exhausted. In just a few moments, we'll be streaming LIVE, going over some of the... things... that we're doing. Just waiting for Tara to finish her pizza. Good lord woman,...

 
 
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Saints Row The Third writer talks dildos, boobs & Shaundi

Gah, finally. I've been wanting to talk about Saints Row: The Third since last Friday, and yesterday the embargo was finally up. I got to talk to Drew Holmes, the game's lead narrative designer (or "writer") about all the wonderful things ...

 
 
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That bear is wearing a bikini ...

What you are looking at is a piece of art for Super Danganronpa 2. The character is called Mono Bear and he is evil, as you can tell from the fact that he's WEARING A BIKINI OH GOD.  Since the first game never made it out of Japan...

 
 
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Winners of The Destructoid Show's 3DS Destruction Contest

If you watch The Destructoid Show, you'll know we've been doing a contest to give away three Catalyst 3DS cases, sponsored by the fine folks at CM4. Of course, since we're a gaggle of idiot children, the contest was "make a picture of the b...

 
 
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New Destructoid Episode: Metro Dorito Aliens Having Sex

Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? Oh. Well. You wanna see some really cool video game news... In the back of my van? Uh. Anyway. The guy from Crytek says the PS Vita is gonna fail, and the guy from Naughty Dog says the Wii U is gonna fail. G...

 
 
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Adult Swim slashing prices on iOS games for July 4 sale

It's almost independence day, the day that America freed itself from my own personal rule (according to my stepkid), and Adult Swim is celebrating by knocking all its games down to the lovely price of $0.99.  Popular games such as Robo...

 
 
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New Destructoid Show: Live taping was LIVE!

Morning, folks! For those of you who tuned in to our LIVE taping of The Destructoid Show yesterday, thank you. We do hope you enjoyed it. We also hope you remembered everything you heard in exact detail, because it's the last time you'll...

 
 
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New Bonecraft trailer released, surprisingly not for kids

Gameplay footage for D-Dub Software's upcoming fantasy/sci-fi adult parody game Bonecraft has been released, and we wouldn't want you to miss it. While the footage shows the action-oriented side of the game, it's leaving my imagination ope...

 
 
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New Catherine gameplay screens make it look way better

It took a while, but the hype machine for Atlus' sexy new action-puzzler Catherine had recently (and finally) shifted into "providing actual gameplay details" mode. Screens were shot, copy was written, and...let's just say that a few folks ...

 
 
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X-COM gets multiplayer thanks to a fan patch

And I'm not talking about the FPS remake that 2K showed off at E3. That's XCOM. What I'm talking about is 1994's X-COM: UFO Defense (or UFO: Enemy Unknown in Europe), that still remains one of the greatest games ever made. Now gamers can ha...

 
 
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Project Diva's new DLC is better than the upcoming sequel

E3 might be on, but here at Destructoid we cover other games, too. Like this one! It's called Hatsune Miku: Project Diva. It's a PSP rhythm game based on the singularly amazing "Vocaloid" line of virtual singing idols. Anyway, the sequel's ...

 
 
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Mario is for guys in their fifties

It's not uncommon for people to say that Nintendo only makes games for kids, and that the Mario games in particular are kid-only experiences. For instance, Blur, an upcoming "realistic" racing game featuring missile launching race cars and ...

 
 
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Robot Unicorn Attack galloping onto the iPhone

The ever lovable Jordan Devore discovered the other day that Adult Swim used a quote of his for the TV ad for Give Up, Robot. After seeing the ad, I decided to check out the game and to finally play Robot Unicorn Attack. Yeah, I'm six mont...

 
 
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Cryptic wants to let Star Trek players into their ships

Contrary to popular belief, Star Trek isn't always about killing and violence and blowing up legions of hostile starships. Entire episodes of the various TV series can pass by without a single vaporization or bloody maiming. And sometimes t...

 
 
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Microsoft claims that MS Banana Dollars aren't deceptive

There's always been a lot to buy on the Xbox LIVE Marketplace, and Microsoft is without a doubt hoping you'll spend as much money as possible buying Games on Demand. Unfortunately though, some have accused the 'soft of being "deceptive" wit...

 
 
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Love Plus Christmas event gives cake, augments reality

[As posted on Japanator] The life-ruining awesome dating simulator Love Plus does a fine job of adding to the bleak wasteland that is the 3D world on its own, but it seems Konami has yet more plans in store for otaku and their DS-bound waif...

 
 
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Time's top ten games of 2009

It's almost the end of the year, which means that top ten lists and reflective features are all the rage. Time magazine is among the first to print its definitive top ten games of 2009, and I'm sure you can all guess which game has taken th...

 
 
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A Real Girlfriend lets you stick your finger up her nose

[As posted on Japanator] And by "real girlfriend" I mean Real Kanojo, an upcoming title  from Illusion Soft, better known to most English-speakers as "The RapeLay guys." It seems they've held off from causing immediate controversy and ...

 
 
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Mad Catz: Microsoft won't block our Wireless N adapter

While Mad Catz' wireless N adapter may not be as sleek as the official Microsoft device, it has a few good things going for it. Namely, its price -- $79.99 compared to Microsoft's $100 asking price -- and the fact that it works with both Xb...

 
 




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