Super Paper Mario intro: So cute I want to crush a baby’s skull

Take a look at this thing. Awwww. Doesn’t the intro and gameplay footage of Super Paper Mario for the Wii just make you want to take a box full of kittens and drown them in gypsy tears? Well, at least that’s the feeling I get. Look at them! They’re soooo cute. Awww.

On a side note, good to know that GameCube development hasn’t gone to waste. *rimshot* Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night.

Robert Summa