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Comments of the Week 78 - Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous!

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Truth. Lol. Wut.

Aw yeah, Comments of the Week! I KNOW you've been looking forward to this! I mean, how could you not? This is the best community showcase of the entire site, where fellow Dtoiders like you can get featured simply by posting truth bombs, funny jokes, or creepypastas. Haven't been commenting? Then you should fix that!

But hey, not everyone has the time to visit Destructoid 24/7, so for those of you who couldn't be around to make comments, or couldn't be here to see all of the best ones this week has to offer, then this is for you! As always, you can expect comments to be available in three, low-fat flavors:

TRUTH: in a 2010 study, researchers found that the older the woman is, the more pubic hair she will leave on her body.

LOL: maybe that's why I'm attracted to older women.

WUT?: I wonder what explains my hairy armpit fetish?

If you haven't seen last week's Comments of the Week, don't worry, you can check it outright here. Well, not here here, since this here is this week's Comments of the Week. You hear?

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Dreamweaver: What about the last trillion-bazillion years? Yeah, not so cocky now, are you?

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Dreamweaver: Does anyone else think Dreamweaver will get laid?

"The answer is always 'yes'."

I HAVE SUCH HIGH HOPES RIGHT NOW! :3

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Dreamweaver: Tch, I ain't afraid of no cold!

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Dreamweaver: You are right, Isay.

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Dreamweaver: He knows this from personal experience.

...Roosters lay eggs, right?

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Dreamweaver: Doesn't actually involve the Chinese board game, Go. Japan/10

Dreamweaver: They make pills for that.

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Dreamweaver: Gesundheit.

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Dreamweaver: I'll tell you what someone once told me: "just pretend she's a virgin and you're popping her cherry."

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Dreamweaver: Re-imagine the ending of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, but with a lever!

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Dreamweaver: Big Dave sounds like the name of a pimp. Like "yo, I hear Big Dave's looking for you."

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Dreamweaver: Or you die.

Dreamweaver: It's the sole reason the game got anything higher than a 1.

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Dreamweaver: No no.

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Dreamweaver: Now that you have new context, re-read the patch note regarding "updated holes." :3

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Dreamweaver: ...Just for that, I'm not getting you another beer.

Dreamweaver: Could you imagine if it was a Mini-Famicom instead? That HDMI cable's got some 'plaining to do!

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST!

Dreamweaver: It's questions like these that keeps me up at night.

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Dreamweaver: But for a completely unrelated reason.

Dangus took his shoes off and dipped his feet in the water.

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Dreamweaver: So... she had to abort the abortion?

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Dreamweaver: As an American, what did the money do to you?

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Dreamweaver: He's actually going to Canada. He really loves their syrup.

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Dreamweaver: "I lost like 12 fucking wives!"

Those are the third best kind of wives! :(

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Dreamweaver: What if the third sheep chokes? Will a fourth sheep come to save him? Then who will save that sheep?

Is there a never ending chain of sheep performing a Heimlich maneuver? Well, I guess the first sheep could, in theory...

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Dreamweaver: I said that very same pick up line to a woman once.

She said "good, then you're set for tonight."

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Dreamweaver: Of course not, she ain't got no tongue!

...I checked. It's lonely in space.

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Dreamweaver: Too real, too real!

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Dreamweaver: I'm not sure what pouring whiskey down there is going to do, but you're probably going to need a lot of it.

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Dreamweaver: Schrodinger's Loot.

Dreamweaver: ...Too real, too real!

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Dreamweaver: It's inside that house.

Dreamweaver: Ignore him, he's... JustStoppingBy.

(Yes, I did feature this comment solely to make that joke because FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANTS!)

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Dreamweaver: It's great to see people of all accounts coming together to make fun of this one person.

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Dreamweaver: Uh, I didn't say that! It must've been an imposter! Ladies, I'm still a catch!

Dreamweaver: Torchman's gonna pilot Mike's mech, alright...

Dreamweaver: DANG IT, DANGUS, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

And that's it for this edition, folks! Don't forget to check back here again next week for all of the latest and greatest comments! In the meantime, why don't you shout out which ones you enjoyed in the comment section below?

 

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