Download and print him right now. Run with scissors!
Destructoid's minister of propaganda (that's me) is proud to present to you Mr. Destructoid in papercraft form, courtesy of Bryan at Paperfoldables. Just download the PDF, chop it up, and fold+tape it together and you'll never feel lonely again. If you make one PM me the photo and I'll add it to the gallery below. The one pictured above was made with heavy-ish card stock but any kind of paper should work just fine.
I'm going to make about a dozen and fill my refrigerator with them to keep company a delicious cake (also pictured, thanks wedgewu!). For 300% completion make all three: get Rio's version and Cubeecraft!
Too lazy to do this? No problem! We've also enslaved people to bring you the ready-made Bobbletoid.