On PCI: My Time At Portia is the perfect summertime game
dark        

Splatoon 2's next Splatfest is basically Team Right Vs. Team Wrong

0

Who puts the damn toilet paper roll on backwards?!

[Update: I somehow missed this in the sheer absurdity of the Splatfest, but this will be a European only event. Apparently our brothers overseas actually debate about the CORRECT method of putting toilet paper on the roll. How odd!]

The regular Splatfest's that have been hosted in both Splatoon games usually exist to gauge popular acceptance of a specific thing. They typically don't ask questions that have concrete answers, because then someone would be willingly selecting a counterpoint to be a contrarian. Could you imagine if Splatoon 2 had something like "People who put the toilet paper frontwards" vs "People who put the toilet paper backwards?" That would just be plain stupid.

Wait...that is happening?! Who in their right mind puts the damn toilet paper on backwards?! Is Nintendo crazy?! Well, for one reason or another, the next Splatfest coming to Nintendo's vibrant third-person shooter will be just that. As I said in the headline, this is "Team Right" Vs. "Team Wrong."

The proceedings (that are sure to be a bloodbath) will be happening next weekend on October 7 starting at 4 pm CEST. If you are even a half decent human being, you will select frontwards and end his nonsense once and for we. Everyone knows that the answers that come out of Splatfest's become gospel, much like how Patrick Starr is the best character on Spongebob Squarepants now.

Splatoon Toilet Paper Joke Becomes Splatfest Reality [Kotaku]

You are logged out. Login | Sign up

 
 

 

TwitterRedditEmailFacebook
 
Peter Glagowski
Peter GlagowskiAssociate Editor   gamer profile

Plucked right from the DToid community (formerly KingSigy), Peter is an aspiring writer with a passion for gaming and fitness. If you can't find him in front of a game, you'll most likely find hi... more + disclosures


 


 popular around the network
 


Also on destructoid: Splatoon 2   (94)   From our database:

  • Splatoon 2's next European splatfest wants to know about your holiday plans - Chris Moyse
  • Splatoon 2's next Japanese splatfest ignites chocolate war - Chris Moyse
  • Ancho-V Games map returns in Splatoon 2's monthly weapons drop - Chris Moyse
  • Splatoon 2 update fixes its bubble-blowing problems - Chris Moyse
  • Splatoon 2's civil war splatfest declares narrow victory - Chris Moyse
  • Splatoon 2 civil war starts today, whose side are you on? - Chris Moyse
  • Splatoon 2's scary Nautilus 47 will let you hold your charge for well-timed mayhem - Chris Moyse
  • Splatoon 2 Pearl and Marina amiibo unboxing video - Chris Moyse
  • (Update) Splatoon 2 player hacks leaderboard to tell Nintendo to stop hackers - Chris Hovermale
  • More related stories
    Filed under... #Competitive Multiplayer #Nintendo #Online Pass #Random #Sooo awesome #Splatoon 2 #Switch

    READER COMMENTS LOADING BELOW...


    LET'S KEEP THE COMMUNITY GREAT


    You're not expected to always agree, but do please keep cool and never make it personal. Report harassment, spam, and hate speech to our community team. Also, on the right side of a comment you can flag nasty comments anonymously (we ban users dishing bad karma). For everything else, contact us!



     
     
  •