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Someone put me in the best video ever made

2011-11-14 23:30:00·  2 minute read   ·  Jonathan Holmes
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Sometimes I really want to pack it all up and quit while I'm ahead. 

That's how I felt when I first heard that I'll have a bit part in the upcoming XBLA/PC/WiiWare title Retro City Rampage. I wasn't sure it could get any better than that. Then McNyers made that comic about me, and I almost cried. A few months later, I saw my name in the credits of Cave Story 3D under the "Special Thanks" section. I had no idea that was going to happen, and I'm still not sure why it did. Thank God I had already written the review for the game before I read the credits. I don't think I could have comfortably scored it otherwise. 

After that, the me stripping inside of an exploding Max Scoville gif happened. Then sometime after that, the me as a Seaman-like cat drinking from a toilet gif happened, and after that, the cake pops gif happened, and after that, I was seen counseling Sonic on his disassociative identity disorder issues. Then my Constructoid persona ended up in a custom made level in the upcoming 3DS title Pushmo. Finally, the Max Scoville having sex with me as a pinata gif was born. I thought that I'd finally seen it all.

I was wrong. McflyGold/TaraLongGif just took things to the next level. I am now a part of the greatest video ever made. If I disappear forever after this post, you'll know why. It's all going to be downhill from here. 


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