In Metal Gear Solid 3D: Snake Eater you don't have to deal with lame ol' brown and green camouflage. You can even avoid the new uncool digital pixel-ish camo. Hideo Kojima shows that with his new photo system for the 3DS, you can even use shopping bags as a camo print. He posted a couple of snapshots of what it would look like if you used shopping bags as a pattern source on Twitter.
The Tower Records bag is cool as it puts the logo over Snake's crotch. I dig the rainbow electronics bag camo most. Snake would blend in with the electronics nerds like myself with this one. Speaking of electronics nerdity, would it impress you that I know that is a Bic Camera shopping bag?