Smell like Cloud or Sephiroth


Eau de Toilette

Those are words that I'd never expect to see next to a videogame character's name. But at importer NCS you'll find both Final Fantasy VII stars Cloud and Sephiroth's names right next to Eau de Toilette. And yes, they're hoping you'll buy some.

Who knows. Maybe in nerd circles this stuff will get you laid. It had better for $85.90. One thing that will never, ever get you laid is reciting the fragrance description:

Cloud's unisex fragrance is made of mandarin, lemon, bergamot, melon, peach, and apricot which is backed by Lily of the Valley, jasmine, rose, freesia, carnation, and cyclamen. The base of the scent is cedarwood, sandalwood, amber, musk, oak moss, and vanilla.

Both fragrances are scheduled for a August 2010 release. Both can be pre-ordered at the importer now. Let us know if you get laid with either one of these. Laid or beat up.

[Thanks, Supa_S]

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Dale North
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