A month ago, talk show host Conan O'Brien decided to throw his hat in the game reviewers' ring with a new web series called Clueless Gamer. After ripping apart Michael Phelps: Push The Limit, he has ticked Kinect Star Wars and Minecraft off his checklist. Now he must contend with The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Conan (with plenty of assistance from the much more game-savvy Aaron Bleyaert) creates a Khajiit and names him "Mr. Buttons." Mr. Buttons is looking for Ms. Right. Mr. Buttons thinks he has found the woman of his dreams. She wants a Mammoth's Tusk. Mr. Buttons has got a "Mammoth's Tusk" for her, if you catch the subtle innuendo...
... penis. He's talking about his penis.
Clueless Gamer: Conan O'Brien Reviews "Skyrim" [Team Coco] (Thanks, Diana!)