SimCity DS trailer; now you can “erect a monolith” on the go

Crude masturbation joke? Check!

Compelling footage of a title that has seen more ports than Ernest and Julio Gallo? Check!

Complete lack of a clever way to end this post? Double check! 

Earnest Cavalli
I'm Nex. I used to work here but my love of cash led me to take a gig with Wired. I still keep an eye on the 'toid, but to see what I'm really up to, you should either hit up my Vox or go have a look at the Wired media empire.