It'd play a mean rendition of "3's & 7's"
My, how time flies. Capcom's indomitable Monster Hunter series has been around for ten years now, and to celebrate its tenth anniversary, Capcom has teamed up with ESP Guitars to release what could be the most metal guitar I've eve seen.
The Rathalos Firesword guitar is modeled after the in-game Great Sword, and it will run you 2,300,000 yen (~$22411.20) if you're interested in taking this bad boy home with you. It comes with its own impressive hard-shelled case emblazoned with the ESP logo and a gold foil dragon, but if you're carrying this exquisite example of a musical instrument around with you, you might opt to wear it on your back so everyone can ogle.
"That's right. Keep staring," you'll think to yourself. "Senpai will finally notice me this year with this guitar." And Senpai will. Because you have to be filthy rich to afford one of these. If you happen to purchase one, please serenade me with my favorite Kyuss tunes. We will be best friends.