We've asked in every way possible. We've tried everything to get Shenmue 3 from Sega: pleading, petitions, bribes. A guy named Shenmue Fan is trying something a bit different, and maybe a bit more Japanese. Here's how he would tell you what he's doing:
He blogs everyday,
usually in the form of
Shenmue 3 haikus.
This haiku (and senryu or whatever) blog is called Shenmue Stare, and it has the best heading image ever (seen above). The content is also quite funny. I like this one about Elisha Cuthbert. Hell, I like anything about Elisha Cuthbert. I'm with him on his Suzuki-sama post. Fan gets off-topic sometimes, but I'm usually right there with him on what he's saying.
I at least chuckled at everything I found on Shenmue Stare. One thing had me rolling, though. You'll see it after the jump.