The other day I implored you to go see the Video Games Live concert at Yale University. Whether or not you heeded my advice, I will never know. Though I suggest that in the future, when the almighty Dyson tells you to do something -- you do it. For when the revolution begins, rest assured, Master Dyson will spare no quarter and only those loyal to me shall survive. Keep in mind, though, that I am a fickle master and your worth shall be judged by the presents that you lay at my feet.
To curry my favor, you may use the efforts of Bryan "ACE711" Demanbey as a learning experience. Not only did my promising new acolyte go to the VGL, but he has appeased his new lord with two videos from the event. Handheld, shakycam videos, but videos nonetheless. Learn well from his example if you wish to avoid my wrath.