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Scat porn maker loves Bayonetta and her 'erotic' hair

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Japanese porn distributor V and I may have different ideas on what is and isn't sexy, but when it comes to Bayonetta, it appears we're both pulling in the right direction. V is known for such adult entertainment as Would You Like To Get An Enema Until You Poop? and I Saw A Bowel Movement! but it's put the feces aside for one day to honor Bayonetta (star of Bayonetta), dubbing her the "number one erotic actress of 2009."

"This right here is high-grade peeping," claims V. We've been assured that peeping isn't a typo, which can only be deemed a blessed relief. The porn maker has also deemed Bayonetta's hair movements "erotic."

I was worried about Bayonetta's success upon release, but now that the scat-porn market is backing her up, I have no doubt that Platinum Games is headed for the stars. The game's been poo-pooed by a lot by gamers who want to give it crap, but we've had enough bullsh*t from arseholes who wish to dump on Bayonetta and make it the butt of their jokes.

Anal passage.


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Filed under... #boobies #japan #Platinum Games #PS3 #Sega #Xbox 360

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