God. Stop me if you’ve heard this or something like this before: The new Zune will play games. The new Zune will have an iTunes-like App store. The new Zune can teleport people and increase your penis size. If I had a nickel for every time I heard something about the new Zune, well, I would have enough to buy stock in the new Zune.
It’s coming, and from everything we’ve been hearing, E3 is the big debut. People are starting to talk about it a lot, and it looks like TeamXbox is going through something that we’ve gone through from time to time. Like us, they broke a story a long time ago on the internets. Months later, when it’s more relevant, people start talking about it like it is new news.
Get this: TeamXbox had plenty of hot info on this new Microsoft gaming and multimedia wonder in January, says Joystiq. They all sound like recent rumors on system stats and services coming up lately. This sort of PSP/iPhone mashup allegedly would be able to grab your Xbox Live content, let you access the marketplace, hop on the Zune store, and even play Live Arcade games. Allegedly.
I’ll be glad when this is all finalized and done. Or when I get my nickels.
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