When RetroForceGO! was in its infancy, I had a segment between act breaks called the "Rev Rant" where I'd basically just whine about something and try to make said whining sound halfway intelligent. That segment has since been replaced by the New Gamer Dictionary, but I still wanted to bring the Rev Rants back in some form because some of you -- for whatever reason -- seemed to enjoy them.
The first episode of the new, video-based Rev Rants now sits after the jump. Or at least, what I hope will be the first episode. Hit the jump if you're so inclined, watch the video, and feel free to give feedback.
On an unrelated note, it is functionally impossible to find a single screengrab from that video where I don't look like a smarmy jackass.