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Public Access Destructoid: What games do porn stars play?

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Since the induction of the Internet, I, like most of the planet, have used it for porn.

Things have since changed and people use the Internet for gaming. Anyway, that's related enough, so I figured I'd visit some porn stars. I know porn stars play video games! I figured most would be very good at gaming since they must have incredible eye-hand coordination.

Come with me as I take a trip to Miami's Exxxotica porn convention where I walk and talk with these sexual deviant beings.  The experience was profound as it was confusing.  For example, why is it that at these adult events everyone keeps talking about ATM ? Aren't those at banks?

Stick through the whole thing -- I think I'm the first person to get electrocuted in the ass while performing games JOURNALISM.  So here you have it, ENJOY P.A.D.-EXXXOTICA! (a PG-13 odyssey)


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