Prototype’s opening cinematic available for viewing

Dear pants,

I’m sorry I soiled you. This afternoon Activision released video of Prototype’s introductory cinematic. I lost control of my bowels within the first few seconds. That protagonist — Alex Mercer — is one hard dude, completely hell bent on destroying everything in his path. Before I saw this video, I thought Prototype was Spider-man on steroids (not a horrendous thing, mind you) but now I’m starting to see real potential, particularly in the game’s tone and narrative.

By the way, if I had anymore poop to give, the part where Mercer splits the soldier into pieces would have totally made the situation worse.

But I digress. Once again: I’m sorry, pants — I’ll never let this happen again. I’ll start listening to trailers instead of watching them after the page jumps on Destructoid.

Sincerely,

Ashamed but Excited