Two things that killed me here: Calling the Christian God a mary sue and The username of the person who typed this is named
Heres another oldie :D
The Porygon News Twitter is the most hilarious parody account Ive ever
Breaking News: My dick!
Calciums Spooky, Scary, Sexy Tuesday! Post skellingtons and skelebabes!
Yeah, #Retrotunetoid it is: