I downloaded Tank! Tank! Tank! yesterday for free on the Wii U eShop, and I have to say, despite the fact that it may not be worth a full retail asking price, it's a great time-wasting free download. But it seems as if that's not the only t...
One of the most disappointing Wii U launch titles is undoubtedly Namco Bandai's arcade-to-console port of Tank! Tank! Tank! Not that I think the game is necessarily bad -- I loved my time with the original arcade cabinet -- but expecting pe...
If you were to unwrap a Christmas present and discover Tank! Tank! Tank! inside, anybody's natural instinct would be to burst into tears. However, for one child, his weeping was spurred by joy -- such an obscene gift actually making him ha...
There's nothing more upsetting than a game that believes, if it's wacky enough, it can get away with being crap. It's hard not to love a game that seeks refuge in audacity, as evidenced by the cult fanbase of such titles as Deadly Premoniti...
I had a go at the new four-player mode for upcoming Wii U game Tank! Tank! Tank! here at TGS 2012. Namco Bandai calls it My Kong Mode, and they say it's a perfect fit for their casual party battle title. The game also includes a free-for-al...
This game embodies all of my foolish childhood aspirations in glorious bright and vivid colors. What can be better then going around a city in a tank and using ridiculous weapons to take on huge monsters? Well, using th...
I will now proceed to get drunk as a lord, eat part of a day-old gyro, and probably watch the extended version of Return of the I think I can sum up this day with one, horrible, shitty A song that should never have existed:
Soul Calibur VI going gold when it looks so pitifully designed is truly a FeelsBadMan Id say they could fix it but Im not even sure the people on the team even know what the series is at this But hey, 9 out of 10 cause its pretty, right?
Time for my favorite time of the Watching my favorite cult classic schlock theater horror/sci-fi movie host while drinking something surprisingly
Dont hate me, but Upgrade was pretty While we are at it, Owlboy and Axiom Verge were I am probably a
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and
Its been a while since I said or re-tweeted something Lets fix NES was gahbage and almost all of its games were
I have slept 20 of the past 24 hours and feel both great and awful about Kinda worried that all I do on my days off lately is sleep but, on the other hand, this was the best sleep I had in weeks!
We take on Metallic Madness as Mighty in Part 6 of Sonic Mania Plus!
In the season finale of Ducktales, theres a moment when they do a closeup of the moon and they play the classic song from the games moon level!
