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Tales of Elastic Boy - Mission 1

When I first saw the trailer for Tales of Elastic Boy, my mind jumped to LocoRoco. With his rounded body and rabbit-ear antennae, the main character was a dead ringer for a bubbly, bouncy LocoRoco. With a fascination for one of the PSP's sparkling gems guiding my purchase intent, I figured I'd give my review of this recent WiiWare release the same Off-Brand treatment I gave my Soul of Darkness review.

You can hit the jump for more detailed impressions, but I think my time with the game can best be summarized by the following chant:

MY WRIST! MY WRIST!
MY F*CKING WRIST!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
SON OF A B*TCH, IT HURTS!