In the very near future, the Earth will pass through the ominous "Dark Rift" gravitational plane and superheat from the inside out. In the ensuing chaos -- complete with tectonic plate shifts, super storms, volcanoes, and other na... read
Theres two tatted, screaming, roid-raging lunkheads at the gym this I wake and workout at the asscrack of dawn to specifically avoid these Did they confuse AM with PM?
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Like if the Hungarians can strap two mig 21 engines to a T34 and keep it turreted, you should be able to find some way to stick a 150mm howitzer on top of a tank
You set up your toilet paper nest in the work bathroom all nice for making the good clean poopoos, but it has an autoflusher so before you sit it flushes and vomits public toilet water all over your precision crafted nest and blows half of it loose!
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