I'm so sorry
Leave it to the talented Kodykoala to come up with something like ... this. Yup, it's Princess Peach riding a Chain Chomp inspired by that Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" music video. It's impressive, if not a little disturbing. You can actually win this by the way.
Kody is giving it away over on his Facebook page if you want to try and win this.
P.S. Check out sister site Tomopop's official review of Real Action Heroes Link if you're looking for something a little easier to show in your display cases.