It's funny. If you look at the above screenshot and read aloud the words that you see in order from top to bottom, you'll be echoing what usually goes on in my mind whenever I see anything related to Naruto. Maybe I'm getting old, crotchety and uninterested in what's cool nowadays. Or maybe Naruto isn't cool. I don't know, but I've kept my exposure to it down either way.
Anyway, pre-order bonuses have been announced for the latest Naruto title to hit the Wii, Naruto Shuppuden: Dragon Blade Chronicles. At GameStop, you'll be able to get a keen Naruto baseball cap. Meanwhile, over on Amazon, you have a couple of options. You can pre-order the standard edition and get a metal keychain or spend almost twice as much and get an Amazon-exclusive figure collection.
Naruto Shippuden: Dragon Blade Chronicles releases on November 16th for Wii.