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Potatoman Seeks the Troof plants its chunks on iOS

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When doing research for this news story, I took to Google.com to discover more about how potatoes reproduce. I stumbled upon a definitive answer to my query at the aptly named website Answers.com, where I was told "To plant potatoes, you cut the mature raw potato into chunks, with at least one eye on each chunk. Plant the chunks."

Could this be the Troof that Potatoman has been seeking this whole time? "Plant the chunks"? 

You can find out for yourself if you've got iOS 6.1 or higher on your iPhone/iPad. If you're more into traditional controls, you can get the game over on Steam. I haven't played through the game on iOS yet, in part because I'm afraid that I'm in the game now. Certain animated gifs have suggested this to be the case. I supposed that would be fair turnabout given Potatoman's cameo in our recent Little Mac amiibo hamburger video, but still, being in videogames scares me. What if I screw up? Virtual me will live on as a screw up forever, and there is nothing I can do about it. 

What's that? I'm already a virtual screw up forever because I cooked a $40 amiibo into a hamburger and took a bite of it?  Thanks guys. I feel better now. 

 

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