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01-18-2018

Genital Jousting

Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the ass of another penis. All of the achievements of humankind have been leading up to this moment.

Also, there is a story mode where you play as a dick named John who is trying to get ready for his high school reunion. This is proof enough that we are living in the best timeline.

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