A new Podtoid happens every week!
Conrad and Hamza are out of town, leaving only the Derptastic Duo to record a Podtoid that involves varnished fecal trinkets and recreations of the torture porn that is Chiller. Also, both the Escapist Expo and the Wii U event were attended and recalled in loving detail, while Willem Dafoe gets offered a new movie role in the film adaptation of Bayonetta.
As if that wasn't enough, we get our chat on with Borderlands 2 and a whole bunch of Wii U games that Jonathan played. Oh, and Reggie Fils-Aime is a purple Pikmin!