... and he will kill to protect that secret.
In the latest Warialasky production, Mike is burdened with sensitive knowledge, which makes him the prime target for a particularly unscrupulous party. The shadowy organization pursuing him is obviously GameStop, because a grand pre-order scheme only works if you are actually able to sell the item in question at an established price.
Fight the system, Mike. Fight the system.
The Wii U Ultimatum [YouTube]