OMG YOU GUYS look at this parents against pot website


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Why is it that the people put in charge of teaching the chilluns all the beauty they possess inside end up marrying Bobby Brown, or making batshit crazy stuff like this website about dabbing? I laughed so hard that I haven't been able to go sleep. Little Timmy isn't doing his homework or playing Xbox, he's getting faded on some Major Nelson!

I guess dabbing is some drug thing, I don't know. I'm from Florida. I've seen things, man.

The photo caught my eye while I was browsing some stoner's profile on LUMP. It's our new site that turns any search into a gallery by pulling photos from around the web (there's some NSFW, be cautious). Just in case they change it I've attached a screenshot of the web page. Maybe you can help me figure out where this image actually came from. What's also weird is that if you do a reverse image search on the Xbox 360 pipe photo you get a bunch of screenshots from Far Cry 3. Guess it was meme. Go home Google, you're faded.

The longer I look at it the funnier it gets: there's even buildings off to the right called Cannibis Club and Weed Wonders. Are you serious? Someone needs to moms these moms and their wizard of pot away from the helium. Also, kids, don't do drugs. You might end up on Destructoid.

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