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OMG! Killzone 2 is TOTALLY broken OMG actually!

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The above video has pretty much confirmed something that I think we all knew deep down -- Killzone 2 is a broken puddle of Nazi spunk that should never have been released. When you see the sheer volume of glitches (yes, with a plural) that are shown in this damning footage, you'll find it impossible to believe that Guerrilla's evil handiwork passed through QA.

Just look at how easy it is to accidentally trigger the game breaking glitches that saturate just the first five minutes of this shambolic disaster. The above video has shattered the game industry to its very core, and analyst Michael Pachter has already predicted that Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage.

"Sony will go into liquidation tomorrow thanks to the footage," Pachter probably said.

With Sony investing £2 million into Killzone 2's British marketing alone, this is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened. Many PS3 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game's success have already attempted suicide. Meanwhile, many Xbox 360 fans whose emotional wellbeing is tied to this game's failure have also attempted suicide, simply because they realize their life can't get any better after this stunning victory for the cold piece of electronic equipment they frequently masturbate into. 

Meanwhile, people who are actually mentally well adjusted sit back, and laugh at both sides. 

[Thanks to Clance's CBlog]

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