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NSFW: Watch Dogs 2 features fully uncensored penises and vaginas, hurray equality?

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I've seen better

[Warning: Not safe for work and disturbing content ahead intended for adults only.]

Continuing my streak of hard-hitting video game journalism, I'm here with some more investigative journalism, this time in the feel-good buddy hacker comedy Watch Dogs 2.

Turns out not only are there fully-rendered flaccid penises in the game, but also vaginas. Not just any vaginas, but disturbingly low-res vaginas with either a misplaced butthole or oddly shaped bush. I suppose there are different strokes for different folks, but you be the judge by clicking here to see it in all its NSFW glory.

So what exactly is that above the vagina? I mean, I've seen my fair share of baby caves and I'm not sure I've seen one have that attached. The more I look, it is like the developers took an image of a butthole and vagina and rendered it the wrong way on this character. It doesn't help that the lacey underwear looks like some kind of taint-eating alien hair.

You want dicks, you say? Well here is a video of a nude NPC either pissing or jacking off in public, maybe both at the same time. Now that is talent.

Special thanks to Swissasaur who got their PSN account suspended for a week for posting that picture of a vagina online, which is apparently against Sony's PSN terms of service:

5. Code of conduct
When interacting with us or other users (who may be children), you and your Sub Account users must behave lawfully, decently, respectfully and with consideration. This includes your use of any sharing or communication features available via the PSN that allow you to share messages, comments, pictures, photographs, videos, game assets, game videos and other material or information and includes your communications with our customer services and other employees and agents via email, phone or other means.

For instance:
Do not share anything that is vulgar or use community features to harm or alarm anyone;
Do not share anything that is defamatory or offensive (including anything racially, ethnically, religiously or sexually offensive);

Sorry, 12YOWithoutSupervision69, you're not allowed to send your friend 12YOThatNoScopedYourMomXxX screenshots of the second vagina you've ever seen in your life, with the first being your grandmother's that was thankfully covered by her extremely fuzzy and curly gray underwear.

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