Seriously, it's almost like a cruel joke, confirming my belief that everything to do with 3DS is part of some massive trolling endeavor.
So far, Nintendo seems intent on keeping its high profile 3DS Virtual Console releases to a minimum, as if saving them all up for some mystical time when they're really needed. This is, of course, total bollocks, so it's nice to see something that isn't a portable sports game getting rated.
But yeah, the 3DS is a glorious troll. All hail!