Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2's SIXAXIS boobs in video form


A few of you doubted the news that Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 would be getting motion-controlled boobs that respond to your sleazy SIXAXIS movements, but now we have hard video evidence. SIXAXIS? more like SEXAXIS am I right? I am right, because I stole that joke from the Youtube comments. More like YouBOOB!

As you can see from the video, the breast physics are like the breast physics in all Tecmo games, in that they don't conform to reality at all. Seriously, if real breasts acted the way Tecmo breasts act, I'd be terrified to go near them for fear of losing an eye. Boobs just don't do that, but the developers seem to believe that's what we all want out of a woman. 

Videogames ... they are a serious form of serious art that should seriously be taken more seriously, and Ninja Gaiden's pneumatic nipples are proof that we already have our Citizen Kane.

[Thanks Andreas]

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