According to a recent poll, two thirds of men would rather play new videogames than stick their filthsticks inside a lady’s weeping wormhole.
31% of the 1,130 men applied this rule to games in general, claiming that women were too “hard to please” and videogames were simply more fun. The unambitious attitude saddens me greatly. When it came to brand new videogames, the results jumped up to 72%, with men unwilling to pass up the latest release. Even if it meant they could stuff their dirtsquirters into a quivering slop portal.
This kind of thing isn’t new. There have been polls that say the same about women. I wish it were true, of course. Maybe if stupid underachievers were playing videogames instead of rampantly f*cking each other at any given opportunity, our streets wouldn’t be full of morons who can’t even open the gate to my apartment complex because they’re too dumb to operate a simple card system, the MORONS! THERE’S A RECESSION ON! STOP HAVING BABIES!
Ahem. Do you prefer games to sex?
