Greetings Destructoid cadets, and welcome to our 75th birthday! Well, kind of. It’s our 75th episode. That counts, right? So we should get cake, right?
Anyway, apologies are in order for the tardiness of this episode. A vortex at the Revision3 studios managed to delay the episode’s release, but things are back in order now and the vortex has been contained and confined to the bathroom.
First up on the agenda, retro Sonic is making a comeback! This makes me happier than a clam in some jam. Or some other analogy that makes sense. After that, Max declares that Mortal Kombat is more fun than Street Fighter (to which I respond, “I do not care”), and I’ve got the word on the upcoming Mass Effect anime. Also, there’s a rumor going around, something about Ken Levine having sex with puppets.
Arguably the least important news of the day is that Max is now holding a contest to see who can come up with the best way to destroy his old Blackberry phone. Best answer gets a copy of NASCAR The Game: 2011. Now can you really put a price on that?
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