The last time we saw images of Konami's new property NeverDead, Jim likened the enemies they contained to "monstrous walking poop." I thank God that there is a visual representation of this new... thing because I can barely describe it. It's three crab legs supporting a beefy elbow ending huge blade with a cherub statue clinging for dear life.
And get this: It's called a "Spoon." Seriously.
We have a whole mess of screenshots of main character Bryce fighting with the Spoon, along with some concept art and character renders Konami released today. Have a gander in the gallery.